woofers
Medal Winner
Players that can walk 6,000+ yards round the golf course but can’t be arsed to walk 6 yards round the bunker to get the rake….
Golf Random Irritations
- Thread starter Slab
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Crazyface
Tour Winner
Playing the two easiest holes on the course like a clown and not scoring a point on either then finishing 6th, two points off the winner.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Console yourself that the thought that the 5 players ahead of you might also have blobbed both those holes
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
The shaft of my Sand Wedge deciding enough was enough and buckling under the sheer torturous force of my swing.....
Well, it bent anyway.....and now it's snapped completely.
Well, it bent anyway.....and now it's snapped completely.
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
Not one too many fat ones?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
If I play just our front 9 I get 4 shots
If I play just our back 9 I get 3 shots
If I play all 18 I get 8 shots..
Try explaining that to a Non-Golfer.
If I play just our back 9 I get 3 shots
If I play all 18 I get 8 shots..
Try explaining that to a Non-Golfer.
3offTheTee
Tour Rookie
Could not play today because of FOG!
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
If I play just our front 9 I get 4 shots
If I play just our back 9 I get 3 shots
If I play all 18 I get 8 shots..
Try explaining that to a Non-Golfer.
try explaining it to a golfer......
Dando
Q-School Graduate
If I play just our front 9 I get 4 shots
If I play just our back 9 I get 3 shots
If I play all 18 I get 8 shots..
Try explaining that to a Non-Golfer.
Is the extra shot for all 18 like a disability allowance due to your age
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Could be....or it's just another trick by Fragger and CVG to stop me beating them .
IanM
Journeyman Pro
- Joined
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- Monmouthshire, UK via Guildford!
People who mark their ball on the green with a large white tee....the same tee is used to pretend to repair a pitch mark
SatchFan
Q-School Graduate
People moaning that the course should be shut but still choosing to go out and play on it.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
A bit of idle curiosity on the back of my good round today.
As we played gimmees (albeit nothing more than a few inches) it's a non counter but if it had been....
The score differential would have been 1.9 - assuming no PCC
And it would have moved my index a whole.......0.3....my 20th card is a 3.9 so that would have dropped out.
Under the old system it would have been a 1.2 cut.....a difference between getting 7 shots next time out or 5 under the old system ( assuming HI = Congu handicap)
Mildly irritating.........
As we played gimmees (albeit nothing more than a few inches) it's a non counter but if it had been....
The score differential would have been 1.9 - assuming no PCC
And it would have moved my index a whole.......0.3....my 20th card is a 3.9 so that would have dropped out.
Under the old system it would have been a 1.2 cut.....a difference between getting 7 shots next time out or 5 under the old system ( assuming HI = Congu handicap)
Mildly irritating.........
Realising I've become a fairweather golfer☹
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
It takes less each year for me to say...Nah, not today...
It's not long ago I would go out I any conditions and played on some pretty awful days, these last few months I've missed more Saturday s that I had in the prev 15 years since taking up the game. Mind I'm talking about winter golf?
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Bloody hot down here..if it wasn't for the wind we'd be in shorts....
It's warmed up a bit here today as well, been -5 most night s the last week, though no where near shorts weather....?
Canary Kid
Assistant Pro
Me too … would never have imagined it, but it has happened.
davidy233
Tour Rookie
What is this wind you talk of? - unusually still here at the moment.
