Golf Random Irritations

[Imurg]

We haven't had visitors or societies since March and guests only between August and November after 1pm.
We have a very high percentage of members who want to play so the club has held back on non members playing.

 

[patricks148]

looking forward to a last game with a friend who is relocating out of the area.... heavy snow overnight so not a chance

 

[ScienceBoy]

Not being able to find decent trousers in 32/30

I miss being a 32... I’m 34 with a belt these days. I guess I’m 33 then?

 

[ScienceBoy]

You’re training to be a 34. Have you considered a blog?

How many calories does a blog have?

 

[IanM]

Sunny day. All golf closed.

Sufficiently irritating to make me consider getting the work laptop out!

 

[stefanovic]

My top 10 irritations over the years.

10. Unraked bunkers.
9. Unmaintained bunkers.
8. Internal out of bounds.
7. Blind par 3's.
6. Unreplaced divots.
5. Big trees on fairways.
4. Hitting through players in front.
3. Players who cut in front.
2. Resident know-alls.
1. Has to be dog walkers. Few have any consideration. I was even informed once that the course I was playing was not a golf course.

 

[NearHull]

Surely you can’t leave us hanging on for the story of Irritation No 1.

 

[SatchFan]

Players coming off the course and moaning that it ought to be closed and then going out to play again the very next day.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Having suffered dog walkers as a member of Wimbledon Common for many years I concur they are the biggest pain ever

 

[Dando]

I should’ve tee’d off at 8.30 this morning but due to my daughters positive covid test I’ve cleaned the oven instead

 

[Imurg]

I should’ve tee’d off at 8.30 this morning but due to my daughters positive covid test I’ve cleaned the oven instead

It's probably for the best...bet you swore less..

 

[anotherdouble]

It's probably for the best...bet you swore less..

And at worse he could only put 2 balls in trouble? On a more serious note James, I hope your daughter and rest of the Dandos keep well

 

[Dando]

And at worse he could only put 2 balls in trouble? On a more serious note James, I hope your daughter and rest of the Dandos keep well

We’re ok thanks mate.

Hope all is well with you and your family

 

[anotherdouble]

We’re ok thanks mate.

Hope all is well with you and your family

???

 

[Deleted member 15344]

We’re ok thanks mate.

Hope all is well with you and your family

Good to hear all is well ?

And at worse he could only put 2 balls in trouble? On a more serious note James, I hope your daughter and rest of the Dandos keep well

and also good to see you are posting a bit more and hopefully see you at a course soon ? hope you both have a better 2021

 

[Dando]

Good to hear all is well ?


and also good to see you are posting a bit more and hopefully see you at a course soon ? hope you both have a better 2021

Thanks Phil

 

[anotherdouble]

Good to hear all is well ?


and also good to see you are posting a bit more and hopefully see you at a course soon ? hope you both have a better 2021

Thanks Phillip?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

It's probably for the best...bet you swore less..

I'd say it was marginal

 

[USER1999]

Playing partners who cancel their tee booking an hour before, leaving you on your own. Golf in two's is boring enough.

 

[ScienceBoy]

Playing partners who cancel their tee booking an hour before, leaving you on your own. Golf in two's is boring enough.

Sounds like a gift to me!