Bazzatron
Q-School Graduate
The BBC showed someone's first swing on the news this morning, I would've been shaking like a defecating dog knowing I'd be on tv.
Gloating golfers
- Thread starter Neilds
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jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
4 hours & 45mins and counting, only 9 holes but it is golf
What was that? The time in the traffic jam to get to the course.
Diamond
Active member
Neilds
Assistant Pro
Of course it was tongue in cheek- maybe I should have put more emojis to show I was joking ????
Wolf
Well-known member
Wasn't on about you buddy, it was in direct reply to the post by SiLH that I quoted. ??
fundy
Ryder Cup Winner
DanFST
Head Pro
Cycled past a couple clubs today, sat and watched a couple groups teeing off on 9 at my old club.
My god I was jealous. On the plus side the standard off tee shots was piss poor
My god I was jealous. On the plus side the standard off tee shots was piss poor
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
I'm sure he spiked my water bottle with something....fundy bookies refusing to pay out and investigating whether Imurg was got at
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
As we were finishing, a Father and Son pairing was starting.Cycled past a couple clubs today, sat and watched a couple groups teeing off on 9 at my old club.
My god I was jealous. On the plus side the standard off tee shots was piss poor
The lad is one of these wannabe pro-types....not quite a Keegan Bradley PSR but on the way to it...
Toes the first drive 45° right into a back garden, carved the 2nd into trees 70 yards from the tee....
Couldn't really laugh because I lost a ball there earlier but it did bring a smile....
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
fundy bookies refusing to pay out and investigating whether Imurg was got at
He’d have trouble passing a dope test anyway ??
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
Rules for playing right now have been revised. No more than 3 games in any 7 day period, and rounds to be social matchplay and timed for a max of 1hr 40 per 9 holes.
All 18 holes start at the 1st, and 10th tee starts only available for 9 holes until those doing 18 holes have made the 9th.
All games must be booked with a tee time.
No visitors or guests.
All seems fair enough.
All 18 holes start at the 1st, and 10th tee starts only available for 9 holes until those doing 18 holes have made the 9th.
All games must be booked with a tee time.
No visitors or guests.
All seems fair enough.
NearHull
Well-known member
Played 18 today in a two ball. The procedures were easy to follow, if a lttle strange. Three items of note, the bare patches alongside some tees still needing a lot of rain; the greens were very smooth; my game was quite good , ended up two over handicap which I am firmly blaming on a big hook off the 4th tee straight OOB. Hoping to book a couple of more rounds when the BRS opens in 20 minutes.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Partly tongue in cheek...? I am grateful my pastime is golf and i am able to play, but its not all about me and I must remain aware and sensitive of others less fortunate as i get back onto my track doing what i enjoy.
D
Deleted Member 1156
Guest
I hit all 3 and made par on one of them. Want to buy a brand new Scotty, only used for 9 holes? ?
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
I'll get back to you if my milled Odyssey #9 mis-behaves when I play. I have been using the Visio mat and the gates on their narrowest margin (0.5 degrees margin of error) and getting it through so hoping at last we're back and about to enjoy a long and harmonious relationship. Somehow I doubt it as it has history
D
Deleted member 25172
Guest
8 points and 5 lost balls on the front 9 - and I loved every single second of it. Not a swear word coming out of my mouth. Woke up on the back 9 and had a respectable 17 points, finishing off with a sandy par.
Goodness me it feels good to be back out there again!
Goodness me it feels good to be back out there again!
Bigfoot
Tour Rookie
A great day to be back playing. Some good , some poor but all enjoyed.
Roll on Friday for the next one.
Roll on Friday for the next one.
upsidedown
Tour Winner
16.00 tee as had to do some mowing jobs so no expectations , respectable drive down the middle , flushed a 4 iron 185 back into wind to 3 foot and holed the putt for birdie . Needless to say i was laughing like a drain, how B stupid is this game . Ended up with 33 points and Hid had 36 so happy days
bladeplayer
Money List Winner
Duplicate post .... mods mods ?Oooo it was nice out there
Course was lush, but windy, but nice sunshine
A certain member who has asked to remain nameless out of huge embarrassment amassed the grand total of 6 points in his 9 holes, losing 3 balls and working hard to achieve his 5 blobs ??
Would you like me to gloat some more?
First time I have played the course in summer conditions, greens were slick, drove pretty well, had 4 par putts which slipped by and blobbed the last, but happy with 14 points,
Plenty to work on and plenty to look forward to
Here’s to the next crushing Victory
rosecott
Money List Winner
I'd bet my house on it not being tongue in cheek.
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