Funny things your PP’s have said....

[robinthehood]

Hmmmm I'm guessing with a lot of these you had to be there 😉

 

[Colonel Bogey]

A mate of mine says, after someones hit a bad 'un "now dunna go blaming yourself".

 

[Orikoru]

Hmmmm I'm guessing with a lot of these you had to be there 😉

I thought that would be the case as soon as I saw the topic title to be honest. A lot of things that make us laugh on the course are down to the timing, and the easing of tension after a bad shot maybe. In text only, they're not even jokes.

 

[lex!]

'On any other hole, that would be the perfect drive'

 

[bobmac]

When your PP duffs a chip to a foot off the green, you say ''your next one should be on''
When playing with a long hitter you say ''I don't go that far on my holidays''
When playing with a poor putter you say ''you're missing nearer''
You're off 3? you must be a great putter
It's a shame that tree wasn't 90% air

 

[Orikoru]

Some great old comedians at my club. If you leave a putt short they'll often say "I think you dropped your lipstick back there". Hilarious stuff.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

As ball slews in a mighty slicing arc off the tee - bouncing off trees - and ends up in the middle of the fairway. 'good drive...eventually...'

 

[Springveldt]

One of my PP let out a big "Oh no, its gone straight" as he sent one about 50 yards left.

 

[chrisd]

Are they new clubs?

 

[robinthehood]

Some great old comedians at my club. If you leave a putt short they'll often say "I think you dropped your lipstick back there". Hilarious stuff.

At my gaff there is a bloke who says "one" if you knock your ball off the tee by accident. Oh how we laugh.

 

[YamiKuriboh]

"There's no pictures on the scorecard,"

"Did you see where my ball went...[2 minutes later]...can you check the hole?"

 

[Depreston]

Some great old comedians at my club. If you leave a putt short they'll often say "I think you dropped your lipstick back there". Hilarious stuff.

That’s the slightly less offensive version as well

 

[RW1986]

When you hit a putt short and one of your PP's say 'dead sheep'

 

[robbeh32]

The old classic "Sally Gunnell, isnt pretty but does the job"

As it's running along the ground.

 

[Orikoru]

The old classic "Sally Gunnell, isnt pretty but does the job"

As it's running along the ground.

I heard the description as "Ain't pretty but keeps on running.." but yeah. Classic indeed.

 

[Norrin Radd]

The sister in law shot is the best one.

 

[Wildrover]

That's going to run like a toddlers nose.

 

[Robster59]

A couple said to me...

1. After a torrid run of driving on the front nine and trying off yet another provisional on the 9th tee, my playing partner said "See Stevie, can you make your second drive your first?"

2. After missing an easy putt, a different playing partner said "There's s*!t on the end of your putter.". When I looked at the putter head he said "No, the other end."

 

[USER1999]

That's going to run like a toddlers nose.

There is a different and slightly less pc version of that, much used by a much lamented friend of mine who is no longer with us.

That will run like a sailors kn...

 

[Don Barzini]

2. After missing an easy putt, a different playing partner said "There's s*!t on the end of your putter.". When I looked at the putter head he said "No, the other end."

He nicked that one off Dennis Lillee.