Funny things your PP’s have said....

Orikoru

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Hmmmm I'm guessing with a lot of these you had to be there 😉
I thought that would be the case as soon as I saw the topic title to be honest. A lot of things that make us laugh on the course are down to the timing, and the easing of tension after a bad shot maybe. In text only, they're not even jokes.
 

bobmac

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When your PP duffs a chip to a foot off the green, you say ''your next one should be on''
When playing with a long hitter you say ''I don't go that far on my holidays''
When playing with a poor putter you say ''you're missing nearer''
You're off 3? you must be a great putter
It's a shame that tree wasn't 90% air
 

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As ball slews in a mighty slicing arc off the tee - bouncing off trees - and ends up in the middle of the fairway. 'good drive...eventually...'
 

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A couple said to me...

1. After a torrid run of driving on the front nine and trying off yet another provisional on the 9th tee, my playing partner said "See Stevie, can you make your second drive your first?"

2. After missing an easy putt, a different playing partner said "There's s*!t on the end of your putter.". When I looked at the putter head he said "No, the other end."
 
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