robinthehood
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Hmmmm I'm guessing with a lot of these you had to be there 😉
I thought that would be the case as soon as I saw the topic title to be honest. A lot of things that make us laugh on the course are down to the timing, and the easing of tension after a bad shot maybe. In text only, they're not even jokes.Hmmmm I'm guessing with a lot of these you had to be there 😉
At my gaff there is a bloke who says "one" if you knock your ball off the tee by accident. Oh how we laugh.Some great old comedians at my club. If you leave a putt short they'll often say "I think you dropped your lipstick back there". Hilarious stuff.
Some great old comedians at my club. If you leave a putt short they'll often say "I think you dropped your lipstick back there". Hilarious stuff.
I heard the description as "Ain't pretty but keeps on running.." but yeah. Classic indeed.The old classic "Sally Gunnell, isnt pretty but does the job"
As it's running along the ground.
There is a different and slightly less pc version of that, much used by a much lamented friend of mine who is no longer with us.That's going to run like a toddlers nose.
2. After missing an easy putt, a different playing partner said "There's s*!t on the end of your putter.". When I looked at the putter head he said "No, the other end."