Funny things your PP’s have said....

[badgb21]

There’s been a few lately that have tickled me.
One PP peeled open a brand new golf ball on the 15th with a challenging water hazard.
he said “ If this goes in, there’s a defibrillator in the large pocket of my bag”.
Had me rolling!
Any you’ve heard that made you chuckle?

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Friend of mine once started a round 6,4,6,3,6,4. He walks on to the 7th tee and the other guy in our group said "not much good for today's competition but with those scores, you're through to the next round at Wimbledon".

 

[inc0gnito]

“That’s a birdie”

...after about 6 mulligans off the tee.

 

[Imurg]

A Fragger classic, after I carved one deep into the jungle..

You'll either find it or you won't.

Really?

 

[Norrin Radd]

A Fragger classic, after I carved one deep into the jungle..

You'll either find it or you won't.

Really?

And did you ?

 

[Coffey]

Not really funny but there is nothing that annoys me more than watching my drive fly out of bounds and someone turns round and says ‘that’s out of bounds’. Oh really? Thanks for clarifying

 

[Dando]

You’re a really good chipper

 

[Imurg]

And did you ?

Honestly can't remember
Spent a long time cracking up though..

 

[Swinglowandslow]

Playing with a mate who hit an absolute crap shot
"Oh no, not again. I never do that!"

 

[HomerJSimpson]

That was so close - one of my PP's today as he hit a driver right, going right, with some right on. Hit numerous trees and he followed it up by hitting a provisional "in case". Not sure what he thought was close. Certainly not to the hole we were on

 

[SammmeBee]

That was so close - one of my PP's today as he hit a driver right, going right, with some right on. Hit numerous trees and he followed it up by hitting a provisional "in case". Not sure what he thought was close. Certainly not to the hole we were on

I was so there today also.....my PPs.......crack me up when they do that!

 

[dronfield]

I remember a mate phoning up to say he had bought a couple of new rescue clubs, before adding that he now needs his existing clubs to rescue the shots he's hit with em!

 

[MartynB]

You need to slow that backswing down to a blur...

 

[Redtraveller]

Playing towards the 15th with a house and garden backing onto the left of the fairway, player partner asks "where's that gone" it was answered "in that fellas back garden". It ticked me at the time

 

[SatchFan]

Did you mean to do that?

 

[NearHull]

PP about to putt, reaching for the flag I said “How do you want it.”.

His reply “Closer”.

 

[IanM]

Got a chap who completely innocently says some really unhelpful or quite daft stuff. So when a ball is zooming massively OOB, he'll say, "I think that's gone right a bit." Once he was given a putt in the Winter League and he said, "Are you sure, there's a bit of break in it!"

 

[dronfield]

I remember shanking a chip once and turning to a PP and saying that i thought those shots had gone from my game - he replied, "no - they sometimes have a holiday, but are always there"!

 

[rksquire]

"Did that come down?" - well, probably yes unless the laws of gravity have changed

PP with a fade/slice, Ball smacks tees on the left (regularly) - "That went exactly where I was aiming it!" - makes me laugh every time!

"I'd have had a great score today if they had all dropped" - when ball narrowly misses cup on a few greens.

"Didn't need much more...." PP to me after I duff another chip 1ft. Always makes me smile and diffuses my frustration. It needed a lot more technique and hitting.

 

[Orikoru]

What makes me laugh is the sort of instinctive stuff that people can't help but say, every time. Like one of my mates tends to start his drive well right and draw (maybe hook) it back, and every single time it starts right one of the other two lads will go "..come back..." without fail, haha.