funny things kids say...

[slugger]

was visiting my mates at the weekend. he has a 4 year old lad who has always had a cuddly zebra (zibby) that he takes everywhere. He found out at the weekend that me and his dad had eaten Zebra at some crazy restaurant in Edinburgh....

He told me "Your HIDEOUS!" (he was right on that count), then he said "I don't eat beautiful animals!"

lol

 

[Sponge1980]

I was doing junior coaching at our club one Saturday and 2 of the kids were talking about the ringtones they had on their mobiles. When they asked me what mine was I told them it was the A-Team theme. They both looked a bit stumped so I asked if they had never heard of the A-Team,to which one replied "I dont think so, what songs do they play"

Never been made to feel so old.

 

[Imurg]

At the moment The Boy has reached the stage where every sentance contains "seriously", "technically" or both!

He's not 9 yet......

 

[CliveW]

At the moment The Boy has reached the stage where every sentance contains "seriously", "technically" or both!

He's not 9 yet......

A few more years and all you'll get will be a grunt.

 

[JustOne]

He found out at the weekend that me and his dad had eaten Zebra at some crazy restaurant in Edinburgh....

I'm trying to picture a conversation I might have with a 4 year old where it (accidentally) slips out that I've eaten Zebra..... nope, if the kid finds out then it's because I told him to mke him cry!




My daughter (5) went to a local castle and they had a huge dining table that seats about 40 people.

When asked who eats at that table (eg: king and queen) she replied "Jesus and the disciples"

 

[SS2]

In the early days of Tesco Direct shopping delivery, my 5 year old announced that "Tesco Erect were at the door".

 

[Spoff]

A month or two back I was doing some ironing and every now and again I squirted my five year old with the water from it as he was near by playing with his figures.

After three or four squirts he turned and said 'Presumably you're doing that on purpose!'

I'd never heard him use a word like presumably until that point and was so surprised at the response I got I just said erm, yes. And quietly got on with the ironing!!

 

[StrangelyBrown]

Slugger, Khubla Khan's by any chance?

I was at a party at my uncle and auntys house a fair while back and it was decided to get a mixture of both Indian and Chinese food. The relevant take-aways were phoned and we sat and waited for the grub.

The doorbell rings, and my cousin answers it, and shows the delivery man to the kitchen while shouting 'THE CHINESE IS HERE', shortly followed by an embarrased looking Indian man in a turban carrying a bag full of curry.

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

 

[mancity101]

My wife, daughter and I were having a meal in a themed restaurant - rainforest cafe - my wife had ordered a cocktail - daughter then aged 4 asked if she could have a taste...."MMMM yummy" at the top of her voice during a lull in the ambient noise " When I grow up I want to be an alcoholic!!"

 

[Boabski]

when the wee fella was younger he got the word electricity mixed up, he would say ectrilacy. i found it quite amusing

 

[AMcC]

We had friends whose son often embarressed them, Two examples were both on crowded buses and at the top of his voice.

"Mum when we go home are you going to lock me in the cupboard again ? "

"Mum, why did Uncle Jim go to prison ? " no Jamie he went to heaven !

Children who would have them

 

[CannyFifer]

Not so much "what they say" but when my youngest was in the car aged about 6 I gestured to another driver with an up and down hand movement a few times and he asked what it was and told him it was a bad driver sign. A few weeks later an old woman nearly hit our car in Asdas while parking and he gave her the signal when he got out, and he explained why to his Mum