Enough is enough, she has gotta go!!

[Robobum]

My wife has out done herself this morning with a whole new level of stupidity.

I "downsized" her car a couple of months ago because she only did about 4K miles a year and she wasn't happy about it at the time and keeps trying to pick little faults with the one I got her.

So this morning she waves goodbye before going into town, a minute later and she's back through the door saying that the car is broken because the speedo isn't working.

I take the keys off her and say I'll have a look, whilst walking back out to the car I happened to say "that was quick, how far did you get?"

Her straight faced answer was:

"Nowhere."

I asked her how she knew it was broken then.

"Well the rev counter moved when I started it up but the speedo never moved at all"

I turned round and looked at her without saying a word, about 10 seconds later the penny dropped

 

[JustOne]

She sounds perfect to me. Does she cook?

 

[Region3]

If I took it upon myself to change my wifes car for a smaller one without her say-so and then chose her new car myself I'd have already been gone!

 

[Robobum]

If I took it upon myself to change my wifes car for a smaller one without her say-so and then chose her new car myself I'd have already been gone!

My wife only knows 2 types of cars:

Audi Q7s (becasue they're "lovely"??!!)

and

Green ones.

Unfortunately, for her, she got the latter!!

 

[Deleted member 1418]

Quality! Like the stories of women going into garages and asking for '710' instead of OIL!!

 

[bigbiffa]

i take it shes blonde?? trade her in for a driver?

 

[StrangelyBrown]

At least you could join her together and make one long plank.

 

[vig]

If I took it upon myself to change my wifes car for a smaller one without her say-so and then chose her new car myself I'd have already been gone!

My wife only knows 2 types of cars:

Audi Q7s (becasue they're "lovely"??!!)

and

Green ones.

Unfortunately, for her, she got the latter!!

Don't knock it, I also like green ones

 

[Yerman]

Mines blond... and from Yorkshire, thought they sold gastric bands in Brighouse.