Electric caddy carts - slow play culprits

I would like to eat popcorn but that means going to the supermarket to buy it. Which means I need to put £1 into a trolley to do my shopping. Bit like a joining fee really..................


surely carrying a basket would be quicker….. you can reach the shelves quicker and easier than if you use a trolley. That’s only going to slow you down and make it slower for everyone else to walk around……. 🫣
 
surely carrying a basket would be quicker….. you can reach the shelves quicker and easier than if you use a trolley. That’s only going to slow you down and make it slower for everyone else to walk around……. 🫣
True but any Tom, Dick or Harry can use a basket. So municipal! I prefer the privilege of a trolley. I might even wear a tie next time 🤭
 
As an exemplary, fast players who walks and carries only the most expedient and efficient route, I confirm

Popcorn, Butter, Salt, Sugar all correct its all fantastic.

Crisps - if its a potato, and the second ingredient is salt, you cant go wrong.

'Vegetable' crisps - Despite recent smear campaigns, potatoes are infact vegetables, all crisps are vegetable crisps - get a firm grip of yourselves.
 
Last edited:
As an exemplary, fast players who walks and carries only the most expedient and efficient route, I confirm

Popcorn, Butter, Salt, Sugar all correct its all fantastic.

Crisps - if its a potatoe, and the second ingredient is salt, you cant go wrong.

'Vegetable' crisps - Despite recent smear campaigns, potatoes are infact vegetables, all crisps are vegetable crisps - get a firm grip of yourselves.
Yeah, but what's a potatoe? :)
 
I would like to eat popcorn but that means going to the supermarket to buy it. Which means I need to put £1 into a trolley to do my shopping. Bit like a joining fee really..................

But you should shop with just carry bags.

Supermarket shoppers who need trolleys pah
 
I blame the YouTube crisp review channels, they get paid by all the big crisp brands to give positive reviews.
Crisps haven’t changed in 20 years. New package and branding each year and so many people fall for it
 
If there's a prize for thread of the year, may as well close it now!
I'm loving your work, folks! 🤣
 
Top