Does this handicap cert look genuine?

[Liverbirdie]

[h=3]Woodhall Spa Golf Club (A member of England Golf)[/h]CONGU® Handicap Certificate (Crying.Old.Nagging.Grinches.Union)
This is to certify that Lincoln quaker is a member of this union.
Their current Exact CONGU® Handicap is 27.5c, Playing handicap is 28c, CDH ID is YOYOYISITALWAYSME
This handicap has been maintained in accordance with CONGU® requirements.

This certificate is only a guide to the above players MOANING ability, and is not a guide to their playing ability.:ears:

 

[Deleted member 17920]

:ears:

Idiot :whoo:

 

[bluewolf]

Love it Pete, but seeing as Glyn is my new bezzie mate I'm gonna have to take his side on this. You FUD!!!

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

Never played with Glyn but he certainly talks better than a 28 handicapper

 

[chellie]

Is there one for Iain as well

Anne runs off and hides for cover

 

[NWJocko]

Is there one for Iain as well

Anne runs off and hides for cover

Oi! :angry:

I only ever moan about my ineptness at this game!

Glyn moans about everything. A lot.

Mainly Pete's luck right enough! :rofl:

 

[Liverbirdie]

Oi! :angry:

I only ever moan about my ineptness at this game!

Glyn moans about everything. A lot.

Mainly Pete's luck right enough! :rofl:

Yep Jocko's a black belt, but Glyn's mr. Miyagi.

 

[chellie]

Yep Jocko's a black belt, but Glyn's mr. Miyagi.

See, I can't remember Glyn moaning when we played at Fortrose.

 

[Deleted member 17920]

See, I can't remember Glyn moaning when we played at Fortrose.

Thanks Anne, they do paint a bad picture of me, I never moan

I merely sigh when Peter hits a tree and bounces back into the middle of the fairway then holes a 40ft putt for birdie, never moan at all

 

[Liverbirdie]

See, I can't remember Glyn moaning when we played at Fortrose.

He must have been in Rosemarkie then.

 

[Captainron]

Thanks Anne, they do paint a bad picture of me, I never moan

I merely sigh when Peter hits a tree and bounces back into the middle of the fairway then holes a 40ft putt for birdie, never moan at all

I've never heard you moan. Swear, yes.