Dodgy signs.

[big_russ]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

Laugh! I nearly p$£%ed myself.

Anyone know which golf club this is featured at?

 

[Screwback]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

Laugh! I nearly p$£%ed myself.

Anyone know which golf club this is featured at?

ha ha brilliant

Dont know the club though

 

[madandra]

Although not golf related ... this one made me laugh.

 

[WhoGivesA]

Nice One

 

[Yerman]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

Laugh! I nearly p$£%ed myself.

Anyone know which golf club this is featured at?

Don't they wash their hands in Scotland??

 

[Leftie]

'twas the sig of Billyg up to about a year ago...

Where are you Billy??

 

[DCB]

There's a warning sign at Spey Bay in Moray that says

"Anyone found on the course lifting balls will have their balls removed"

Should be standard punishment for this offence I think

 

[bobmac]

There was a sign at the first hole on the ladies tee that read something like...

Have you fed the kids
washed up after breakfast
done the shopping
cleaned the house
done the ironing
cooked dinner?

If you can answer YES to ALL of these questions, you may tee off.

Does anyone still have the original pic?

 

[bobmac]

Does anyone still have the original pic?

Found it

 

[CliveW]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

Laugh! I nearly p$£%ed myself.

Anyone know which golf club this is featured at?

Don't they wash their hands in Scotland??

No, because we don't pee on our fingers like you do!

 

[KeefG]