Cure needed.

[AuburnWarrior]

Good morning one and all..

Can one of you invent an alcoholic drink that doesn't give a hangover??

I've got a minging hangover - I feel like someone's running over my head in a land rover and the only thing I want to eat is greasy rubbish.

When I was young my hangovers lasted about five minutes, now they take about a week and a half to go!!

Someone help me please..

 

[USER1999]

Just don't stop drinking. Then you don't get one.

Other than that, it is the usual, drink a pint of water before bed time, and another when you get up. And steer well clear of whisky or port.

 

[drawboy]

I had the mother of hangovers a few years back.I was working on a doctors surgery at the time and I asked him what was good for a hangover. He told me that if I could manage to drink a pint of water or squash before bed I would never suffer bad hangovers again. I now put a pint at the side of the bed before I go on the raz and drink it before collapsing in a heap. It has worked ever since. Give it a try next time.

 

[steveyjd81]

the clearer the liquid the less viscous the hangover

port, red wine, guiness = bad

white wine, vodka, lager = ok

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Acute pancreatitis - stops all hangovers cos you can never drink again

 

[matt01]

you should always drink you self sober again then no hang over

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Avoid hangovers.......


STAY DRUNK

 

[Basher]

A couple of paras and a large glass of water before beddy-byes. Stops a hangover......guaranteed.
Went out last night for a good gargle. Folowed the above, head clear as a bell today!

 

[CrapHacker]

Dunno about you lot, but I put on a pair of 'pre-xmas' jeans for the first time today, and whilst I got them on, the pressure around the tum was something I haven't suffered for years, and the waistline overhang was huge.

So drastic measures are called for.

I've gone nearly 45 hours without a drink. Stage one achieved - the first 24 hours are the toughest. The 2nd 24 hours are worse, and then it all goes downhill after that.

Stage two is to go throughout February without a sup.

But I've got a bottle of Chardonay in the fridge unopened.

Anyone going to give me odds that it's still there in a months time ?

 

[viscount17]

back when I was on a commando helicopter squadron, the squadron doc used to hand out ibuprofen before a run ashore.

the clearer the liquid the less viscous the hangover
port, red wine, guiness = bad
white wine, vodka, lager = ok

not so sure about this, I always though it was the fewer chemicals the better, lager is almost all chemical.

but for the real killer hangover from hell nothing beats farm brewed scrumpy!

 

[vig]

but for the real killer hangover from hell nothing beats farm brewed scrumpy!

I can relate to this.
I sort of remember a very good session down in cornwall about 25 yrs ago that ended with me sleeping it off in a cell

 

[Smiffy]

Jack Daniels.
Best thing ever for a hangover

 

[vig]

Jack Daniels.
Best thing ever for a hangover

Somebody tell you that then did they shandy man ?

 

[KeefG]

Jack Daniels.
Best thing ever for a hangover

Somebody tell you that then did they shandy man ?

Smiffy....you do know this is non-alcoholic dont you? It doesnt really get you drunk old fella

 

[BigBoppa]

Yeah...hangovers. If you never got hangovers, we would be all alcoholics

 

[Smiffy]

Smiffy....you do know this is non-alcoholic dont you? It doesnt really get you drunk old fella

Got some of that Keef. And very tasty it is too.
But my worst handgovers have been caused by Jack Daniels or Scotch. I steer clear of the Scotch nowadays, but JD is always calling.
I went on a bender on it in Spain once, completely missed out on the Saturdays game, spent the whole bloody day in bed...