Caption time

[ruff-driver]

 

[Fish]

I'm going to knob it.....

 

[USER1999]

Whats the green band on his wrist?

 

[Imurg]

Whats the green band on his wrist?

It shows he's the only living brain donor....

 

[USER1999]

Its off the blue tees, so clearly a competition. The teeing area looks fine for a driver, but i dont fancy his chances much on a short par 3.

 

[One Planer]

Whats the green band on his wrist?

What is it with you and green Murph?

 

[TheJezster]

He should only be playing one ball...

 

[Deleted member 1147]

"John used to struggle to find employment, but fortunately his tee shaped penis is now earning him his fortune on the PGA tour "

 

[clubchamp98]

Tight foreskin

 

[Face breaker]

Brings a whole new meaning to a '3 ball' event although if the swinger is anything like me with a driver it could soon be a 'no ball' event !...

Do golf balls come in red ?... :mmm:

 

[FairwayDodger]

It was either this or watch the BBC golf coverage.....

 

[andycap]

Sit on my face and i could tee it a bit higher

 

[USER1999]

What is it with you and green Murph?

I have no idea?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

How golf widows will extract alimony in forthcoming divorce proceedings

 

[JohnnyDee]

Dave wondered how his career as a human golf tee might have fared had he not discovered Viagra.

 

[richart]

Looks like Captainron has played from that tee.

 

[Green Bay Hacker]

Whats the green band on his wrist?

Hospital wristband. Bed already booked.

 

[LIG]

Hospital wristband. Bed already booked.

Lefty plays five off the tee! Those other two balls are gonnne....ahh.....dsss!

 

[Pin-seeker]

If it gets more youngsters playing the game then it's all good.

 

[Slab]

Rory starts interviews for new caddy