are you a compulsive kit cleaner

Clubs get a towel wipe after every shot. Every now and then they get a scrub in the kitchen. Never the grips though, that's just daft.

Shoes get dried and cleaned after every round. I hate playing in dirty shoes.

I've never kept a ball long enough for it to require cleaning.

Trolley gets an annual jet wash in the spring.
 
You do get your purchases from the 'never thought it would shift in a million years' rack. Liverpoolphil is always sniffing around the same rack.:whistle:

Speaking to your pro and it seems he has to order in special items of dullness for you :D
 
You have never beaten me have you Phil ?:whistle: Worried I might have to declare my winnings on my next tax return.

Umm only in singles stableford :D

But yes lost twice in 4BBB ( Cinque Ports and Blackmoor ) and half at Hoylake
 
Paul - it appears Pieman and Rich would like to take us on - seeing as we are an unbeaten partnership :whoo:

Bring it on - I could have 2 eyes by then! And hopefully Rich's dodgy handicap will be righted!! Unbeaten sounds good - never lasts more than a game but as bogey says "the problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind!! or in Rich's case you can substitute haircuts!! :o
 
Umm only in singles stableford :D

But yes lost twice in 4BBB ( Cinque Ports and Blackmoor ) and half at Hoylake
You don't pick your partners as well as me.;) Have you got over that short putt on the 18th at Liverpool yet ?

Seem to remember taking a few bob off you at Lee Park and Hoylake in singles stableford.:whistle:
 
Bring it on - I could have 2 eyes by then! And hopefully Rich's dodgy handicap will be righted!! Unbeaten sounds good - never lasts more than a game but as bogey says "the problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind!! or in Rich's case you can substitute haircuts!! :o

Someone "cuts" the hair ? Thought it normally gets put in rollers :o
 
You don't pick your partners as well as me.;) Have you got over that short putt on the 18th at Liverpool yet ?

Seem to remember taking a few bob off you at Lee Park and Hoylake in singles stableford.:whistle:

I'm not sure Rick has got over it :D
 
Bring it on - I could have 2 eyes by then! And hopefully Rich's dodgy handicap will be righted!! Unbeaten sounds good - never lasts more than a game but as bogey says "the problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind!! or in Rich's case you can substitute haircuts!! :o
It wasn't a dodgy handicap when I partnered you against Gordon and Louise.:whistle:

If I wasn't out of work I could afford more hair cuts.:(
 
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