Having a lesson and then hitting it well in practice and playing like king of the knobs in the roll up with no idea where the ball is going next. Followed swiftly by hitting the range to rectify said problem and creaming it again within five shots
Annoying things during a round......
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PhilTheFragger
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You left out the Murder Of Rasputin
Sounds like it deserves what it gets, are you being too lenient with it?
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bladeplayer
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clowns not aware of people around them on different holes , shouting stuff like , did you see where it went or shouting the reply , where there are tee boxes near walk ways & people thrudge along chating & making noise despite people on the box ready to play , just pause for a couple of seconds , let them play & job done .... all down to lack of awareness & manners probably
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Not birdieing the first 6 holes really annoys me 
MegaSteve
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As a noted grump...
I now feel rather insufficient having read this thread :whoo:...
I now feel rather insufficient having read this thread :whoo:...
MadAdey
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The way people say the most stupid things. Sayings like:
"That was unlucky", no it was just a **** shot.
"Well out from that bunker", no it only just got over the lip. Yes it got out, but I do have a higher expectation in the bunker than just getting it out. Well out would be close enough for a "gimmie"
Someone moaning that after hitting a wedge 10 foot off the ground, they then moan it did not hold the green.
People that when having a friendly knock round still insist on reading putts from all 4 sides.
Someone walking out onto your fairway when they have hit a wide one, with no consideration for the people playing that hole.
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention the usual forum irritations.........Old people playing slow, female golfers, young golfers taking forever to line putts up, young people with electric trolleys, white belts, any loud coloured trousers, DMD's, 4 hours+ for a round.........:rofl:
"That was unlucky", no it was just a **** shot.
"Well out from that bunker", no it only just got over the lip. Yes it got out, but I do have a higher expectation in the bunker than just getting it out. Well out would be close enough for a "gimmie"
Someone moaning that after hitting a wedge 10 foot off the ground, they then moan it did not hold the green.
People that when having a friendly knock round still insist on reading putts from all 4 sides.
Someone walking out onto your fairway when they have hit a wide one, with no consideration for the people playing that hole.
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention the usual forum irritations.........Old people playing slow, female golfers, young golfers taking forever to line putts up, young people with electric trolleys, white belts, any loud coloured trousers, DMD's, 4 hours+ for a round.........:rofl:
ScienceBoy
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Not birdieing the first 6 holes really annoys me
Your matchplay opponent getting birdies (nett or gross) on the first 6 holes...
rosecott
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And, from what I read, stupid hats!
MadAdey
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Word does get round doesn't it..... maybe I should get a pic of me taken in it. Then we can all have a good laugh at my expense.....
MashieNiblick
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Some bunker related ones (all of which have happened to me)
Discovering after thinning your shot 20 yards over the green that although the sand where you were standing was 6 inches deep, it was only a quarter of an inch deep where your ball was.
Ball rolling into bunker and staying on the downslope 2 inches from the back lip because someone has carefully placed the rake in the bunker with the handle lined up long the inside of the back edge. :angry:
Having to walk halfway across a bunker to get a rake because some one has tossed it right into the middle of the damn thing, so you then have to rake all your foot prints all the way back again. :angry:
Raking the bunker and the head falls of the rake and you cant get it back on.
Ball stopping right on the edge of a bunker so you have no stance and one of your group saying "that's lucky, just stayed out".
Nearest point of relief from GUR/casual water puts you right behind a humungous bunker with no green to work with (have had the opposite happen too
).
Discovering after thinning your shot 20 yards over the green that although the sand where you were standing was 6 inches deep, it was only a quarter of an inch deep where your ball was.
Ball rolling into bunker and staying on the downslope 2 inches from the back lip because someone has carefully placed the rake in the bunker with the handle lined up long the inside of the back edge. :angry:
Having to walk halfway across a bunker to get a rake because some one has tossed it right into the middle of the damn thing, so you then have to rake all your foot prints all the way back again. :angry:
Raking the bunker and the head falls of the rake and you cant get it back on.
Ball stopping right on the edge of a bunker so you have no stance and one of your group saying "that's lucky, just stayed out".
Nearest point of relief from GUR/casual water puts you right behind a humungous bunker with no green to work with (have had the opposite happen too
).
sydney greenstreet
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The louts who go out to play and have a carry out with them, people who have poor etiquette.
SocketRocket
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People that never own up to hitting a bad shot, instead they say things like:
The wind took that one
The putt didn't break
The green is too fast/slow/wet/dry
What an unlucky bounce
There is not enough / too much sand in the bunker
The tee box is facing the wrong direction
The rough is too long
The pin is cut in the wrong place
I cant play after waiting around
Someone must have played my ball
This driver is supposed to be draw biased
The wind took that one
The putt didn't break
The green is too fast/slow/wet/dry
What an unlucky bounce
There is not enough / too much sand in the bunker
The tee box is facing the wrong direction
The rough is too long
The pin is cut in the wrong place
I cant play after waiting around
Someone must have played my ball
This driver is supposed to be draw biased
ScienceBoy
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You know you are at "one of those courses" when the bins are full of cans of stella
williamalex1
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putting for a birdie and coming off with a bogey
SharkAttack
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Me and you together. Pay out so many times playing skins, having walked off halving about 14 of the holes. Just have to make more birdies I suppose.
Shark
Getting beaten on countback - AGAIN and wasting shots that cost the win.
Whereditgo
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Hearing "nice shot" having just thinned one to within 6 foot of the pin......it was a RUBBISH shot OK? :angry:
ScienceBoy
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Getting cut just before an honours board comp and then shooting a score that would have won with your old handicap!
SocketRocket
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