Annoying things during a round......

Played with a guy a few weeks ago who loved the sound of his own voice and wouldn't shut up. Not only did I get to watch his shots, I then got talked through them and explained the reason why it did what it did and how it would usually happen. At every point when someone wasn't playing a shot, he was talking - and it was mostly nonsense. Don't get me wrong, I like to chat, but silence is OK too.
 
Imurg said:
If Fragger calls a bunker a "sand pit" one more time I swear he's getting a 9 iron without vaseline...

Any other annoying things going on during a round? - apart from playing badly..
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Its the most useless Bunker in the history of Bunkers, on our 6th par 4 its 250 yards from the tee box and 25 degrees left, the hole itself is only 318 off the whites and doglegs slightly right behind a line of trees.

I am not aware of anyone EVER going in that Bunker, therefore its not a bunker, its a hole in the ground filled with sand and all the cats use it as a toilet, therefore it fits the description of a Sandpit.

I rest my case M'lud

The thing that really buds me is Imurg kicking his trolley when one of his shots goes awol
Grow up you child

:) :) :)

Fragger
 
My mate always says he topped it on a bad hit regardless of what the actual fault was.

Also saying good shot or great strike when it felt like it was lucky just to find a part of the club face.
 
Carrying the ball 240 yards plus (270 on one occasion) on every drive and it hitting a wet muddy fairway and the ball then bouncing BACKWARDS!
 
Golfers who call their clubs "bats" - if you want a bat go and play cricket!!

Also - people who are 19 handicappers telling a 10 handicapper - "you lifted your head" or "you moved back on that one"!!
 
Someone who wants to continue the conversation even though you've pulled out the club and want to go through your pre-shot routine and hit the damn thing - shut the fluck up. If I wanted to join a debating society I'd have brought the wife with me.
 
Calling a golf course a track. No, it's a golf course.
Bats as above.
Sand pit ditto
Calling a stranger 'mate.
Calling a rubbish golf course a goat track. Never seen a goat track so nothing to go on.
Yours,
Mr Meldrew.
 
PhilTheFragger said:
The thing that really buds me is Imurg kicking his trolley when one of his shots goes awol
Grow up you child

:) :) :)

Fragger
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It's my trolley.
It is responsible for all my bad shots as well as Wars, Famine, Drought, the Banking Crisis, Simon Cowell and Plagues of Locusts, Slugs and Midges.
If it deserves punishment, then punishment it will get......
 
People that try to tell me where im going wrong even though they are going at it like a butcher dissecting a t-rex and also scoring much worse than me off a lower handicap.
 
People who moan when the ball still lands 20ft from the hole.

People who shout "Bite!" or "Spin!" at practically any shot they hit.

People who moan about slow play and then walk like slugs. I'm with Kevin Na!
 
A friend of my dad's who plays but doesnt have a h/c yet but has a habbit of standing on your line, playing out of turn and used to reload straight away if he it one OOB.

Tried to drop hints but it aint' really worked
 
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