A right pigs ear

[drawboy]

A friend of mine recently had a terrible accident and lost an ear. The surgeons told him that his best bet would be to have the ear of a piglet sewn on in it's place as it was the nearest match for a human ear and would not look too out of place. He had it done and went back for a check up today. the doctors were really pleased with the outcome and asked my pal if he had any problems? not really he told them apart from when listening to his ipod he seemed to get a lot of crackling!! It's the way I tell 'em.

 

[brendy]

Haha Ere all week!

 

[pokerjoke]

Ha ha ear all week.

 

[Robobum]

Is there an echo in here?

 

[RGDave]

Is there an echo in here?

No, that's an echo in EAR.

 

[pokerjoke]

As you see some people are witty some people are not

 

[big_russ]

A similar transplant joke!


A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After

All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied,

'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

kiss you on the cheek.'

 

[Smiffy]

Bloke was involved in a car accident and had his willy severed. Rushed to hospital, the surgeon said "we are not going to be able to stitch your old one back on, it was badly mangled in the accident but we can make you a new one. What size would you like?"
"How much will it cost me?" said the guy.
"A 5" one will be £2k. A 7" one will be £5k and a super dooper 10" one will be £10k.
"I'll just check with the wife first and let you know in the morning" says the guy.
That night he phones his wife to discuss it with her.
Next morning the surgeon calls round and says "have you come to a decision yet?"
"Yes", says the bloke, "the wife says forget it, she'll have a new kitchen instead"