Woman killed by husband on golf course...

[Cernunnos]

Cornishman Jumps off a cliff with a budgie in a a cage Falls straight to the ground...Splat..!



Another cornishman jumps off the same cliff after him with a parrot, the parrot flaps like mad & they are both making some headway, when he takes out a pistol& shoots the parrrot.

Later in hospital the first cornishman turns to the the second & says "Aye don't think much to this Budgie Jumping"


The second replies " Aye, & Aye don't think much to this Parrot shootin' neither..."

 

[madandra]

Husband and wife play the Old Course at St Andrews to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. They are on the 6th tee whan the guy says 'Honey, in 25 years I have never wanted kids and I only have one regret. I slept with my secretary in 1993 when at a conference' she replies 'If we are getting things off our chest, I COULDN'T have kids as up until I was 19 I was a bloke'


The guy fell flat on his arse... he couldn't get a breath... he started ranting about how long they have been together, trust and integrity and finished it off with

'25 effin years ... 25 effing years .... I cant chuffin' believe you have played off the ladies tee for 25 f***ing years' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[slugger]

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