Wimin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madandra]

50 things women can’t do

1. know anything about a car except its colour

2. understand a film plot

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. lift

5. throw

6. run

7. park

8. fart

9. read a map

10. rob a bank

11. resist Ikea

12. sit still

13. tell a joke

14. play pool

15. pay for dinner

16. eat a kebab whilst walking

17. pee out of a train window

18. argue without shouting

19. get told off without crying

20. understand fruit machines

21. walk past a shoe shop

22. make a decent bacon sandwich

23. not comment on a strangers clothes

24. use small amounts of toilet paper

25. let you sleep with a hangover

26. drink a pint gracefully

27. get a round in

28. throw a punch

29. do magic

30. like your friends

31. enjoy porn

32. eat a really hot curry

33. get to the point

34. buy plain envelopes

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying “I’m cold”

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. avoid credit card debt

39. dive into a pool

40. assemble furniture

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. set a video recorder

43. not try and change you

44. watch a war film

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves

47. go to the toilet by themselves

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. choose a video quickly

50. read this list without having argued with at least 1 point


Feel free to add

 

[Largsgolf1974]

51....let you PLAY THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SS2]

52. Look at a menu in a restaurant and make a decision on what to eat without using the word "or"

53. Claim that their children are only of average intelligence

54. Understand the offside rule

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Go to a supermarket and stick to the list

 

[haplesshacker]

Great. Really great. !!!!!!!!!!!

I've now got hot tongue and cold shoulder for tonight!

The wife, naturally, does not agree!

PS I was laughing at them all.

 

[bobmac]

56. Understand why gadgets are vital

 

[mono217]

57. Always moan if you dont agree.

 

[vig]

Andy

Got to disagree on at least 10 of your 50.

I guess some of me has rubbed off on her after all these years

Just gone through them again and it is 14

 

[HomerJSimpson]

In fairness my wife does a mean 22

 

[drawboy]

58. Always fail to understand the pain we are in when we have flu.

 

[roccokj]

59. Can't understand that it was an accident when you shout "fore"

 

[backwoodsman]

60. understand why you can't change the team you support.

(But if you think 17 is true, you don't know my HID)

 

[Screwback]

60. admit to being wrong

 

[Smiffy]

In fairness my wife does a mean 22

Unfortunately, my wife is capable of a fairly decent 8

 

[viscount17]

if your's can manage 24 hours without a text you're on a winner.

62. pack a suitcase

63. carry any bag they've packed

64. understand that the washing up doesn't have to be done immediately, it will get done but the match/film/programme you're in the middle of comes first.

 

[haplesshacker]

65. Can't say sorry

66. Won't let you load the dishwasher, but insists that you load the car!?

67. Don't understand how important what you're doing is.

68. Thinks that lawn care and vehicle maintenace is beyond them. Even putting air in the tires!

69. We'll not go there!!

I'm going straight to hell for this little lot.......again!

 

[iwtuk]

69. We'll not go there!!

God, definitely don't go there......one slip of the tongue and you're in the.....

 

[Putting_Green_Pro]

i think i definately have to disagree with 3. my mum doesnt know how to send an effing text

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Erm - slightly concerned - I can't do some of those things....

I need to go and do something manly now - I'm off for a manicure....

 

[Fore]

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying “I’m cold”

This probably changes to "I'm hot" after a certain age!