AliB
Q-School Graduate
well I was attempting some kind of irony there. It was in front of my nose as I lived right next to it, but failed to even think of swinging a club.
AliB
AliB
We all know this game is stupid so why do we play it and why did you start.
Some play because they saw it on the TV
Some play because friends or family play
Some play because work colleagues play
Why did you start?
For me, I was born in Dunfermline where golf is everywhere and both my parents played so I gave it a go. Still trying after 40 years![]()
A few years ago I was in deepest, darkest China - Chong Phang and I stumbled across an old temple. I entered this old temple and was overcome by an all encompassing cloud of clarity. With my eyes I could see - visions of spectacular beauty, my mind was resolute and forthright. I knew who I was, where I had been and where I was going! My life's journey had begun........
In the corner I made out a person's outline. Who was this person? Why were they there? I wandered over - full of trepadation. The person looked up at me. He was old - very old (a couple of years younger than Leftie though....). I sat with this man. I wanted to learn of his life. We spoke for many hours. During this collision of intellectual greatness he told me of an ever older man who could bend metal with his bare hands. Such was the mastery of his art, he could fashion this bent metal into golfing aids - chipping and putting to be more precise.
How do I meet this Yuri Gellaresque being, I asked.
Take up this strange sport called golf the old man muttered, and embrace the Golf Monthly forum he added.
So, here I am........![]()
A few years ago I was in deepest, darkest China - Chong Phang and I stumbled across an old temple. I entered this old temple and was overcome by an all encompassing cloud of clarity. With my eyes I could see - visions of spectacular beauty, my mind was resolute and forthright. I knew who I was, where I had been and where I was going! My life's journey had begun........
In the corner I made out a person's outline. Who was this person? Why were they there? I wandered over - full of trepadation. The person looked up at me. He was old - very old (a couple of years younger than Leftie though....). I sat with this man. I wanted to learn of his life. We spoke for many hours. During this collision of intellectual greatness he told me of an ever older man who could bend metal with his bare hands. Such was the mastery of his art, he could fashion this bent metal into golfing aids - chipping and putting to be more precise.
How do I meet this Yuri Gellaresque being, I asked.
Take up this strange sport called golf the old man muttered, and embrace the Golf Monthly forum he added.
So, here I am........![]()
You been reading Homer's blog again??![]()
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well I was attempting some kind of irony there. It was in front of my nose as I lived right next to it, but failed to even think of swinging a club.
AliB
In the corner I made out a person's outline. Who was this person? Why were they there?