Why is abbreviation so long ??? (for fun)

[madandra]

There are some things in life that make me think ... WHY ??

Why do you never see baby pigeons?

Why is Dyslexia hard to spell?

Why did Kamikaze pilots bother wearing crash helmets?

What makes you wonder????

 

[bobmac]

Why do people use fog lights when its not foggy?
Why do Volvo drivers drive along with headlights on and sunglasses?
Why do slicers think a new driver will cure their slice?

 

[HTL]

Why do people use fog lights when its not foggy?
Why do Volvo drivers drive along with headlights on and sunglasses?
Why do slicers think a new driver will cure their slice?

A) Make the car look PHAT
B) Volvo lights are on all the time, its the way their made, who knows about the sunglasses?
C) WHAT! New drivers do cure swing faults!

 

[Region3]

Why is there only 1 monopolies commission?

Why do people spell pigeon with a 'd' in it?

 

[bobmac]

Why do people always hide the "Anger Management" books from the library?

 

[Imurg]

Why do people spend thousands of pounds on a car but forget to buy the indicator option.....

 

[JustOne]

There are some things in life that make me think ... WHY ??

Why do you never see baby pidgeons?

Why is Dyslexia hard to spell?

Why did Kamikaze pilots bother wearing crash helmets?

What makes you wonder????

You probably should get out a bit more

 

[HomerJSimpson]

What happened to white dog poo
Why do you never see dead birds (apart from those cats and cars get)
Why do pensioners buy people carriers and 4 wheel drive jeeps

 

[Basher]

Why do old people seem to always win the lottery?

Why can't I win the lottery?

How do snow plough drivers get to work?

Why do you practise like a pro, yet compete like a complete twonk?

Why can you drop back off in a morning after a good nights sleep, yet strugle to nod off when you go to bed?

Why does time fly when you're enjoying yourself?

Why does it always seem to rain when you take a day off work?

Why do foreign footballers always dive and cheat?

Why is traffic always slow when you're late for work?

Why are women impossible to work out?

Why is Kate Price (Jordan) always on the front page of the tabloids?

 

[haplesshacker]

What does 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' actually mean?

 

[madandra]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
adjective
fantastic, Fantastic, very wonderful

 

[mancity101]

if someone is disgruntled....when are they gruntled?

 

[Spoff]

Why do you never see dead birds (apart from those cats and cars get)

Recently been a dead bird under a hedge that I go past on the school run.

cause of death was unknown, body looked in tact - anyway, every child walking past looked at it on a morning and night and it was the talk of the school run.

Was there the best part of a week before it disappeared, and now is the talk of the school run as the five year old wonder where it has gone!

 

[Smiffy]

Was there the best part of a week before it disappeared, and now is the talk of the school run as the five year old wonder where it has gone!

I wouldn't go for the Chicken Dhansak for a few days if I were you.

 

[Dodger]

Why do people always say 'Nice cup of tea' ?

I hate tea it's minging,what the hell is always nice aboot it???!!

It's never a 'Nice cup of coffee' is it??!!

 

[viscount17]

why do people who have barely managed their five minutes of fame 'write' an 'autobiography'?

why do idiots buy them?

 

[forefortheday]

Why do middle aged blokes always whine about things that aren't really important?

(Me included!)

 

[vig]

Why does time go faster the older you get?

What came first yhe chicken or the egg.

If there is more technology in my mobile phone than there were in the first Apollo space craft, how far could my phone go?

 

[USER1999]

About as far as you can chuck it.

Why when I lose a ProV, do I find a topflite?

 

[Wildrover]

What is an Occasional Table the rest of the time?

Who discovered you can get milk from a cow, and what did they think they were doing?