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Who would you like to punch!

Ricky Gervais without a second thought, what an annoyingly arrogant little fecker he is and completely and utterly talentless.

God, I hate that man :mad: :mad:
 
So many good ideas so far

Cappello
Platini
Blatter - they can take the beating on behalf of the malaise of football

The England ODI team - useless idiots

Politicians - all of them. Liars and cheats. We'll set up a rota to get through them all and then start again when we get to the end

Katie Price - give it up love. Your thick mutton dressed as mutton. You've made you cash now jog on. No one cares anymore

Mohammed Al Fayed - not for his fight with the royals but for putting a statue of Michael f*****g Jackson outside Craven Cottage. What are you thinking. We're even more or a laughing stock now

25 handicappers rolling up on a Saturday, shooting 38 with 3 blobs and then shooting nett 62 in the medal next day. 25 my arse

HTL for buggering off and giving up golf. Surely Pyrford wasn't that bad

Idiots who goon behind live TV reporters. You aren't big or clever. On a similar subject 20 somethings getting drunk to oblivion and then taking it out on NHS staff trying to help. If you get drunk, get hurt, sort your own mess out

And breathe!
 
golf related just Jaaaaaaaaay Beeeeeeeeeeee Holmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeessssss zzzzzzzzzzzz

None golf: Cherie Blair, Ashley Cole, either or both of the Milliband brothers, my brothers wife who he's currently divorcing, the bird from Daybreak who Fat Frank is nailing, Nani, and finally Madaleine McCanns dad (I know, I know, but he just winds me up)
 
Prince Charles - useless tosspot.

Katie Price (aka Jordan) - would have to get HID to do her over as I never hit women!

Jamie Redknapp - shut the feck up and let somebody else talk.

Every guest on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Repeated punching would be a must. Chavvy scumbags.

People that wear baseball caps back to front.

ALL MP's - answer the question fool!!!

Taxi drivers - driving licence obviously obtained in Bangalore. We stop at red traffic lights in this country dickhead!

My cat - for barfing up on the kitchen floor! Boii0cks to the RSPCA.

All those people that stand up and rive their oversize hand luggage out of the overhead locker before the plane has stopped. Yer going nowhere until the door's open!

All people that live here and hate our country, our culture and our way of life. And the do gooders that back them.

Russell Brand - as funny as piles.

I could think of lots, lots, lots more but the above are enough for now!
 
Golf related ..... Holmes easy! Fowler as well

None golf...... Harry Hill, fat frank lampard, and Stephen Gerrard!

Would also agree with the Jeremy Kyle comment.
 
I haven't enough memory on the computer to list them all.
But a taster
AK
JB
Leadbetter
None golf
Cheryl Cole, see how she likes it
Ashley Cole, who wouldn't
John Terry, once you've warmed up on Cashley, it would be rude not to.
Steven gerrard, no wait, the draft from the swing at Cashley or Terry would have knocked him off his feet anyway.
John McCririck (sp)repulsive old tosser.

I'll stop there as I might get Modded!!!
 
I can't believe nobody has named Jamie Oliver

How much longer are people are people going to keep putting money in his pocket,how many cookery books can one person publish.

As smug as smug gets.

Iv'e Been boycotting Sainsburys for some time now.
 
Okay, great thread BTW.

I would start with:

David Faherty (I would have to use a Cobra driver on his coupon)
Ashley Cole ... Just to warm up
Any one of the ring stingers from the golf channel
Frankie Boyle ... I would tape it and sell the DVD
George Osborne ... a few times
Mike Parry for thinking he is popular
Aex Salmond for being a bigger tw@ than Diouf


I am not in favour of punching women but Katie Price, Kerry Katona and Posh Spice would all get shoved down the stairs.
 
Estate Agents
Pretty much every Manager I've ever had
Ginger Spice
Every contestant of Big Brother
Cher Lloyd
Katie Wassell
Jordan/Katie Price
Lily Allen
Davina McCall
Any American actor that tries to do a cockney accent in a film.
The Mum's at my kids' school who walk to the school gate and then stand - en masse - in front of the gates, chatting fart, blocking the entrance for everyone!!!
Anyone who parks in a parent and baby space who doesn't have children.
Anyone's who's fat and insists on taking up two seats on my train and then tuts and huffs when I ask them to move over so that I can sit down. I know that they can't move over, they know that they can't move over but I LOVE seeing them try!
Religious extremists.
Nasser Hussein.
Jodie Marsh.
The woman in my road who drives far too fast and has the most rediculous blonde perm you've ever seen.
People who work in IT. Telling people to 'turn it off and then back on again' is not a career!!!
The cretin who sold me my rabbits. £7.50 each they were. The damn things have cost me nigh on a grand!!!
My teachers.
Johnny Borrell
Yoko Ono
Ant and Dec
John Lydon
Nick Faldo - for no other reason that his Ryder Cup opening speech
Joey Barton
Audi/BMW drivers. YOU DON'T OWN THE ROAD!!!
Corner shop owners who put the porn on the top shelf. Don't do that! I have to strain my neck to see the front covers and then everyone can see what I'm up to. Put it on the middle shelf - then I can have a cheeky look without anyone seeing....... :p
 
Estate Agents
Pretty much every Manager I've ever had
Ginger Spice
Every contestant of Big Brother
Cher Lloyd
Katie Wassell
Jordan/Katie Price
Lily Allen
Davina McCall
Any American actor that tries to do a cockney accent in a film.
The Mum's at my kids' school who walk to the school gate and then stand - en masse - in front of the gates, chatting fart, blocking the entrance for everyone!!!
Anyone who parks in a parent and baby space who doesn't have children.
Anyone's who's fat and insists on taking up two seats on my train and then tuts and huffs when I ask them to move over so that I can sit down. I know that they can't move over, they know that they can't move over but I LOVE seeing them try!
Religious extremists.
Nasser Hussein.
Jodie Marsh.
The woman in my road who drives far too fast and has the most rediculous blonde perm you've ever seen.
People who work in IT. Telling people to 'turn it off and then back on again' is not a career!!!
The cretin who sold me my rabbits. £7.50 each they were. The damn things have cost me nigh on a grand!!!
My teachers.
Johnny Borrell
Yoko Ono
Ant and Dec
John Lydon
Nick Faldo - for no other reason that his Ryder Cup opening speech
Joey Barton
Audi/BMW drivers. YOU DON'T OWN THE ROAD!!!
Corner shop owners who put the porn on the top shelf. Don't do that! I have to strain my neck to see the front covers and then everyone can see what I'm up to. Put it on the middle shelf - then I can have a cheeky look without anyone seeing....... :p
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And the winner is!!!

Brilliant. :D
 
Well....

Vannessa feltz
Loose women
Clan Geldof
Ricky Gervais
Didier Drogba
Ashley cole
any person in anyway asscoiated with Injury claim ads


Could Go on....
 
Estate Agents
Pretty much every Manager I've ever had
Ginger Spice
Every contestant of Big Brother
Cher Lloyd
Katie Wassell
Jordan/Katie Price
Lily Allen
Davina McCall
Any American actor that tries to do a cockney accent in a film.
The Mum's at my kids' school who walk to the school gate and then stand - en masse - in front of the gates, chatting fart, blocking the entrance for everyone!!!
Anyone who parks in a parent and baby space who doesn't have children.
Anyone's who's fat and insists on taking up two seats on my train and then tuts and huffs when I ask them to move over so that I can sit down. I know that they can't move over, they know that they can't move over but I LOVE seeing them try!
Religious extremists.
Nasser Hussein.
Jodie Marsh.
The woman in my road who drives far too fast and has the most rediculous blonde perm you've ever seen.
People who work in IT. Telling people to 'turn it off and then back on again' is not a career!!!
The cretin who sold me my rabbits. £7.50 each they were. The damn things have cost me nigh on a grand!!!
My teachers.
Johnny Borrell
Yoko Ono
Ant and Dec
John Lydon
Nick Faldo - for no other reason that his Ryder Cup opening speech
Joey Barton
Audi/BMW drivers. YOU DON'T OWN THE ROAD!!!
Corner shop owners who put the porn on the top shelf. Don't do that! I have to strain my neck to see the front covers and then everyone can see what I'm up to. Put it on the middle shelf - then I can have a cheeky look without anyone seeing....... :p
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AuburnWarrier stars in


fallingdown.jpg
 
Estate Agents
Pretty much every Manager I've ever had
Ginger Spice
Every contestant of Big Brother
Cher Lloyd
Katie Wassell
Jordan/Katie Price
Lily Allen
Davina McCall
Any American actor that tries to do a cockney accent in a film.
The Mum's at my kids' school who walk to the school gate and then stand - en masse - in front of the gates, chatting fart, blocking the entrance for everyone!!!
Anyone who parks in a parent and baby space who doesn't have children.
Anyone's who's fat and insists on taking up two seats on my train and then tuts and huffs when I ask them to move over so that I can sit down. I know that they can't move over, they know that they can't move over but I LOVE seeing them try!
Religious extremists.
Nasser Hussein.
Jodie Marsh.
The woman in my road who drives far too fast and has the most rediculous blonde perm you've ever seen.
People who work in IT. Telling people to 'turn it off and then back on again' is not a career!!!
The cretin who sold me my rabbits. £7.50 each they were. The damn things have cost me nigh on a grand!!!
My teachers.
Johnny Borrell
Yoko Ono
Ant and Dec
John Lydon
Nick Faldo - for no other reason that his Ryder Cup opening speech
Joey Barton
Audi/BMW drivers. YOU DON'T OWN THE ROAD!!!
Corner shop owners who put the porn on the top shelf. Don't do that! I have to strain my neck to see the front covers and then everyone can see what I'm up to. Put it on the middle shelf - then I can have a cheeky look without anyone seeing....... :p
Click to expand...

AuburnWarrier stars in


fallingdown.jpg
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I do cheer at certain parts in that film.

I thought everyone did that.

Oh dear.
 
I would happily smack Alex Ferguson then walk over and do the same to that d**k head Rio Fredinand.

Then repeat the above all day long with the worlds biggest smile on my face.
 
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