Who would you like to punch!

[Bratty]

If it's non-golf related, Mariah Carey. Properly. In the face. Hard. With brass knuckles. Her or Whitney Houston.

If it's golf related, Smiffy. Actually, it'd be that gorilla-like buffoon, Hal Sutton

 

[lobthewedge]

If its a golf related punch I would have to go for Zach Johnson - what a bell end!

Or I would cheat and dress Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson and Alistair Campbell in golf gear, drive them to a course - then punch the living s**t out them!

Would your drive them back after?

Hell No - leave them bleeding in a bunker!

 

[funkyfred]

Forum members who turn up to their first meet and then proceed to take the pot

And Redlibbets only just over 3 weeks away, and my first meet. You cant miss me I'll be the one with the great big sombrerro and an upto date handicap certificate that say's 25.3.

But dont worry, I'm slower than I look

 

[Imurg]

Have admit when I read the title of the thread the name Antony Kim birst forth. He's got that sort of face...

I'm going to include most Premier League playefs for just vheating all the time.
Sergio for not making the most of his talent.

Finally, Fragger. Next time he beats me...!

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Forum members who turn up to their first meet and then proceed to take the pot

And Redlibbets only just over 3 weeks away, and my first meet. You cant miss me I'll be the one with the great big sombrerro and an upto date handicap certificate that say's 25.3.

But dont worry, I'm slower than I look

Erm, special rule for that meet - only those with >1,000 posts can win the pot.......

 

[znuffzz]

is Cherie Blair off limits?

Prince William for sure

 

[kev_off_the_tee]

John Daly

Wish the fat ugly fecker would stop trying to be different or cool by wearing stupid clothes.

if your that bad at golf why try to stand out (says me who plays in a bright pink polo )

 

[HickoryShaft]

It's got to be JB Holmes even I got fed up watching golf when he was in the matchplay against Bubba.

Can I have a drop, can I have another drop, if I played this I would play it left handed ...honest...so can I have another drop!!! Lets line this putt up good and proper - where is my slide rule!!

 

[Lawrence22]

russell brand... dam i hate that foooker!

+1

 

[Alex1975]

russell brand... dam i hate that foooker!

+1

+2 I would use the C word for this fool.

 

[bladeplayer]

The muppets with the hd slow mo sky boxes that feel they have to email the european tour with the rule infringements , dont get me wrong i dont condone rule breaking but its down to the players & rules officials to sort it, not joe public .. european tour have set a dangerous precident here . to show fairness they have to view each incident that is reported now

 

[BROOKIE]

Fabio Cappello,everything I hate in football wrapped up in
one man,and Sept Blatter,he is the complete idiot..

 

[Robobum]

No one, energy better put to typing pointless replies to angry threads.

 

[Alex1975]

No one, energy better put to typing pointless replies to angry threads.

Are you short of energy? that will be that Ping Tour S 60* TS... next thing you know it will all be Ping.

 

[Robobum]

No one, energy better put to typing pointless replies to angry threads.

Are you short of energy? that will be that Ping Tour S 60* TS... next thing you know it will all be Ping.

Haha, I pine for the young buck days when I could hit a 50* vokey!!

How's it going by the way, any cover left on your prov-1s??

 

[thecraw]

I've got a feeling there will be 31 people lining up to punch Delb after he has 59 points at Machrihanish!!

 

[Alex1975]

No one, energy better put to typing pointless replies to angry threads.

Are you short of energy? that will be that Ping Tour S 60* TS... next thing you know it will all be Ping.

Haha, I pine for the young buck days when I could hit a 50* vokey!!

How's it going by the way, any cover left on your prov-1s??

Going great, just what I wanted, I guess I dont use it alot but it is there when I need it and can trust it.

 

[HawkeyeMS]

The fella I heard shout "That's why you are who you are" to Tiger after he hit a shot out of the rough at the weekend.

 

[Up_Point_1]

Christ where to start.

Didier Drogba,
Michael Essien,
Nani,
Wayne Rooney,
Rory Sabbatini,
Frankie Boyle,
Frankie Boyle again,
El Haj Diouf, again and again and again and again and again.

I think I need anger management classes

UP1.

 

[Alex1975]

The fella I heard shout "That's why you are who you are" to Tiger after he hit a shot out of the rough at the weekend.

Tiger hits all his shots out of the rough