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Who would you like to punch!

John Daly

Wish the fat ugly fecker would stop trying to be different or cool by wearing stupid clothes.

if your that bad at golf why try to stand out (says me who plays in a bright pink polo :D)

leave JD alone - it's working for me! (everybody notices the trousers - no-one notices the score!)

still I am in mellow mood today so I'll leave it at Ferguson - just because, alright!
 
Oh my god, where do I start ?

As well as agreeing with Up_Point_1's suggestions......

Martin Lewis - that self rightous prick from money saving expert - cant stand the tw@t.
Jonathan Woss
Any footballer - quite how they think they they deserve £65k/year, let alone a week .....
Matthew Amroliwola ( sp ?) - BBC Newsreader/Crimewatch presenter - for managing to read 'tragic/terrible' news with some kind of stupid smiley expression on his face......
Katie Price aka Jordan - self explanatory - and exempt from classification of 'Female'.

A single punch would'nt be enough for my most despised character, I'd need to make sure he was strapped to a punchbag to really do it justice......but I'd have to dodge the gobs no doubt.......
 
every single lady over 55 at my club.. every one.. Golf is not a good excuse for a chat whilst ambling slowly around the course.. it's a sport which requires full concentration you useless waste of good oxygen.. either take it seriously, or start knitting..
 
Golf-related.
Tiger, Matt Kuchar's Dad (just read "The Majors"), the biggest cheat going at Sunbury GC and everyone knows who he is, John Daly, Peter Alliss and anyone who thinks Golf World is better than Golf Monthly.

Other punch bags
Mandelson and Blair as already posted. Neil Kinnock, Neil Warnock, Neil from the Young Ones, if fact, anyone called Neil. Anyone from Chelsea FC and John Terry gets a kicking too as well as a punch, Arsene Wenger, the bloke who used to manage Hull City who blamed everyone else for every game he lost, Geoff Boycott .....

Got to stop now. My knuckles are getting sore.
 
BBC financial bloke Robert Peston. I'd like to punch him continually untill he learned how to speak without all the stupid stressing of words at the end of sentences.
 
the bloke who used to manage Hull City who blamed everyone else for every game he lost, Geoff Boycott .....

Got to stop now. My knuckles are getting sore.

Phil Brown? You'd have to start queuing behind me to punch him.

Allegedly, Geoff Boycott asked Ian Botham why people took an instant dislike to him. To which Botham replied: "It just saves time, Geoff." :D
 
BBC financial bloke Robert Peston. I'd like to punch him continually untill he learned how to speak without all the stupid stressing of words at the end of sentences.

Continual punching is unlikely to teach him how to speak properly but if you give it a try and it doesn't work, I'll step in and try again. and again.
 
I've got a feeling there will be 31 people lining up to punch Delb after he has 59 points at Machrihanish!!


:D :D

Crawford, I have never even won so much as a single golf ball in my three year golfing career. I don't expect that will all of a sudden change at Machrihanish. :(
 
Absolutey any pro golfer, my dad didn't have the money to give me the training I needed to be a pro he was to busy working. So I would gladly try to fill in any of them. Jealosy, you bet it is, the pampererd pooches swan about like Kings. I would take a good swing at anyone of them, I may not be as good at golf but I'll take anyone of them on in any carpark.
 
Absolutey any pro golfer, my dad didn't have the money to give me the training I needed to be a pro he was to busy working. So I would gladly try to fill in any of them. Jealosy, you bet it is, the pampererd pooches swan about like Kings. I would take a good swing at anyone of them, I may not be as good at golf but I'll take anyone of them on in any carpark.

 
Forum members who turn up to their first meet and then proceed to take the pot

Oooop's , i did that at Frodsham last year !!

Ashley Cole, John Terry, that Diouf fella, Tim Finchem, Jonathan Ross, That smart arse judge from Stricty Come Dancing, any government officials who claim they need expenses for a 2nd house "for work" ,
 
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