I work for a finance company and found a whole box of tee's in a cupboard! They were all branded with the companies old name too so I called dibs on them!!!
I was at a funeral when a non golfing pal pulled one out his suit trouser pocket and soon realised his son had 'borrowed' his slacks for a medal a few days earlier and the fly wee bu66er had even brushed the dried dirt off of them.