USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Death?
Death?I've done most of them. What's next?But you have the future to worry about, finding work, affording a mortgage, spiralling debt, a wife and kids who don't work, possible divorce, a receding hairline, fading fashion sense, nostril hair, ever expanding ears, creaking joints, aches and pains, constant moaning about life isn't what it was 20 years ago, and smelling of urine 24 7.
But you have the future to worry about, finding work, affording a mortgage, spiralling debt, a wife and kids who don't work, possible divorce, a receding hairline, fading fashion sense, nostril hair, ever expanding ears, creaking joints, aches and pains, constant moaning about life isn't what it was 20 years ago, and smelling of urine 24 7.
Being a postman is a great job for a golfer. Home at lunchtime, the rest of the day on the links. I'd love it! I've done jobs where you're up at 5 and finished by lunchtime. You can't beat it.Work as a postie/driver for Royal Mail,10mins drive to our office, then 2 hours sorting,followed by 3h.40 mins walking my beat delivering all your bills ha ha, doing a collection last night 5.20pm strong wind took the drivers door out of my hands and a double decker smashed into it... right mess.
Chief Officer Dive Support Ship working in the Arabian Gulf off Qatar. 42 days on/42 days off. 12 hours a day 7 day week when at work. Commute is 3 1/2 hrs to LHR overnight 6 1/2 hr flt ,overnight in hotel then 15 hour boat ride, return is better as I dont have to overnight at LHR and of course travel is only every 6 weeks.
42 days off is excellent as I can do what I want with my time and do not even need to think about work.