What do you do that no-one else does?

Ok, now I've never met anyone with the same addiction as me. But reading up on some of you nutters, I reckon I might just find a kindred soul..

I am addicted to plucking feathers out of cushions, duvets, anything feather filled really. I can sit there all night gently coaxing feathers out of cushions until the floor is a mess and the cushion is empty. It's now got to the point that we can't have anything feather filled in our house.. I've tried to stop, but I can't... Help me people...:mad:
 
Ok, now I've never met anyone with the same addiction as me. But reading up on some of you nutters, I reckon I might just find a kindred soul..

I am addicted to plucking feathers out of cushions, duvets, anything feather filled really. I can sit there all night gently coaxing feathers out of cushions until the floor is a mess and the cushion is empty. It's now got to the point that we can't have anything feather filled in our house.. I've tried to stop, but I can't... Help me people...:mad:
At least you're a pleasant plucker.:whistle:
 
Ok, now I've never met anyone with the same addiction as me. But reading up on some of you nutters, I reckon I might just find a kindred soul..

I am addicted to plucking feathers out of cushions, duvets, anything feather filled really. I can sit there all night gently coaxing feathers out of cushions until the floor is a mess and the cushion is empty. It's now got to the point that we can't have anything feather filled in our house.. I've tried to stop, but I can't... Help me people...:mad:

Make a feather boa out of all the spare feathers, set up a "Right said Fred" tribute band with Junior.

There's always a positive, Dan...........:thup:
 
Bloke at our golf club claims he is the only person in Britain to have had both an albatross and been struck by lightning on a golf course.
 
As a child I loved the Irish equivalent of a tunnocks tea cake (chocolate covered marshmallow on a biscuit base)
In our household, the only way to eat these was to firmly smack teacake onto centre of forehead to crack chocolate shell which would then be picked off and eaten.

It was many years until i discovered that no everyone eats their mallow teacake like this
 
That's a worry ........................ but I do something similar.
When I'm thinking random stuff, I'll say it out loud, in my head, but backwards! That's sdrawkcab! Please help me!!

I also drink orange squash ............... neat.
I also put ready salted crisps in chocolate cake.
Volumes must always be set to an even number ................... unless divisible by five.
If I enter a room and turn left, I have to turn right before exiting, and vice versa.
I always start a round of golf with four pink castle tees in my pocket.


Slime.

How did i miss this thread...

I have the same/similar volume thing when its a numerical scale. It must be set on a number that's divisible by 5 or the mid point between two multiples i.e 3, 8, 13 etc

I have told this to a couple of people who now delight in messing with the car stereo volume when I'm driving! :rant:

I also rearrange the objects on the table in restaurants to my idea of order and balance!
 
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