• We'd like to take this opportunity to wish you a Happy Holidays and a very Merry Christmas from all at Golf Monthly. Thank you for sharing your 2025 with us!

Things that confuse you...

Blue in Munich

Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Joined
Jan 12, 2013
Messages
14,102
Location
Worcester Park
Visit site
We’ve got random irritations and things that gladden the heart, how about things that just confuse or life’s little oxymorons?

Prompted by seeing a motorcyclist riding a bike with crash bars to protect the engine in the event he comes off; whilst wearing shorts on the legs that will hit the deck before the crash bars do their bit. Why?
 
People on a sunny day who drive wearing sunglasses and headlights on.
To be fair many cars now have automatic headlights so they come on and off without the driver knowing. I've just driven back from Newcastle through bright sunshine, rain showers, the odd black cloud. I had my sunglasses on the whole way but no doubt the auto headlights came on every so often.
 
Cricket. No idea. The guy with the wooden bit seems to have to wave it about, whilst trying to avoid making contact with the hard ball thingy that is trying to hit him. I thought the idea was to hit the ball with it, but it doesn't look like it.

Goldfish. Why keep goldfish? They don't give much back, not like a dog. Fetch? Not going to work.
 
Top