JustOne
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When my daughter (then 5) was misbehaving I told her she was being a "stupid child". She ran to mummy crying........
"Daddy just called me.... a child!"
"Daddy just called me.... a child!"
The things kids come out with.......
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Smiffy
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Shortly after Princess Diana was killed I took my two up to Madame Tussauds. As we entered one room there was a wax figure of her which was creating quite a bit of interest. A woman was standing there giving out information about the late Princess.
Harry (who was 8 at the time) went up to her and boldly stated "She's brown bread".
Harry (who was 8 at the time) went up to her and boldly stated "She's brown bread".
Midnight
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If I offend anyone I am sorry.
My 5 year old has a golliwog (I have no issues with it), in Summer we were on a train and my 5 year old shouted , ' Daddy, that man looks like my Golly?' The train went quiet and the man looked at me and burst out laughing.
People who have met me will understand why this is funny.
My 5 year old has a golliwog (I have no issues with it), in Summer we were on a train and my 5 year old shouted , ' Daddy, that man looks like my Golly?' The train went quiet and the man looked at me and burst out laughing.
People who have met me will understand why this is funny.
Smiffy
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Midnight
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splashtryagain
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My 3 year old son has become a liability. He had the poohs a couple of weeks ago and when we went to see the doc he announced that the doctor when trying , without success to feel his tummy, was " not allowed to play with MY bugs".
Went to lakeland plastics (windermere) at the weekend and he spotted a person of challenged height (probably can't say dwarf) and we had to drag him away from what he called rather too loudly (loud enough for her to hear) "santas little helper" - she was a good sport and gave him a cake!
Went to lakeland plastics (windermere) at the weekend and he spotted a person of challenged height (probably can't say dwarf) and we had to drag him away from what he called rather too loudly (loud enough for her to hear) "santas little helper" - she was a good sport and gave him a cake!
Imurg
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We had a power cut this evening.
Broke out the candles and matches as it was already pitch dark.
HID put 2 large Church candles on the table to give a decent light while we played cards.
The Boy says " What are they Mum?"
"Church Candles" says HID
The Boy replies " Did you nick 'em?"
Cue spitting of beer all over table, cards and floor after a desparate attempt to hold it in failed........
Broke out the candles and matches as it was already pitch dark.
HID put 2 large Church candles on the table to give a decent light while we played cards.
The Boy says " What are they Mum?"
"Church Candles" says HID
The Boy replies " Did you nick 'em?"
Cue spitting of beer all over table, cards and floor after a desparate attempt to hold it in failed........
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