The stupid things I say to my wife...

[Alex1975]

I was just chatting to her on Facebook, I asked where all the money had gone from our account and had she got me a huge gift for valentines.

She said "no" and said " I think you have had enough golf stuff for the time being, don't you?"

"NO" I replied "JUST NO" ... "well I drive like a god so its a want not a need but I think as a family we would function better with a 910D2 with a kaili shaft"


I dont think I am winning this one....


:fore:

 

[Alex1975]

this just in

and a horse!
and a caravan!
and a pool
and a bigger house
and a mercedes slk
and an extension
and another baby
and champagne on tap
and new clothes every month
and a holiday home

 

[Imurg]

Think you need a new angle there Al......

 

[PhilTheFragger]

You communicate with your wife via facebook?

The youth of today

Fragger

 

[AmandaJR]

You communicate with your wife via facebook?

The youth of today

Fragger

I thought the same!

 

[DappaDonDave]

You communicate with your wife?

 

[Alex1975]

You communicate with your wife?

LMFAO!

I am at work, everything I do is web based, she is at home drinking gin or looking after the baby or whatever she does. We like to check in with one another. It's our 20th year together and we are still very in love...

I don't know how she has stuffed my driver in this small golf package though?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I don't know how she has stuffed my driver in this small golf package though?

I heard her say it wasn't the only smalll package :mmm:

 

[thecraw]

Out of that list it would be the baby that worries me most!

2 is enough for me!

 

[SyR]

The holiday home sounds like a good option! (I need a lottery win to get one of those though)

 

[bladeplayer]

You communicate with your wife?

first & most fatal mistake ..if you want peace & hapiness You DONT comunicate you listen & nod ..

you have been warned grasshopper .. learn or suffer

 

[JustOne]

We like to check in with one another. It's our 20th year together and we are still very in love...

#Bless#

Congrats, I hope it stays that way forever :thup:

 

[RGDave]

I offered to buy my missus a new car.

The only stipulation was that it would have to be something I would also enjoy.

She's found this.....and is not budging.

I am NOT going in that.

Should have kept my mouth shut.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

I offered to buy my missus a new car.

The only stipulation was that it would have to be something I would also enjoy.

She's found this.....and is not budging.

I am NOT going in that.

Should have kept my mouth shut.

Good for dogging though...... oo:

 

[AuburnWarrior]

she is at home drinking gin or looking after the baby

One hopes that she's not doing both......

 

[RGDave]

Good for dogging though...... oo:

Maybe, but the one she's found is even more Pink and some folks might get the wrong idea....

Panoramic roof = dogger's delight.

It's amazing what you learn on a golf site..