The next PM.

OMG they are talking about National Service now
Just need caning in schools to complete my bingo card.:love:

Gove on cocaine wow...

Max Hastings talking about Boris Johnson
'He thinks he is Winston Churchill when in reality he is Steve Coogan' :love:
 
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OMG they are talking about National Service now
Just need caning in schools to complete my bingo card.:love:

Well, I am quite looking forward to the return of collecting my prescription drugs in a little glass bottle rather than over packaged tin foil and plastic that ends up in landfill... Much of 'back in the day' was way better than the way it is now...
 
Well, I am quite looking forward to the return of collecting my prescription drugs in a little glass bottle rather than over packaged tin foil and plastic that ends up in landfill... Much of 'back in the day' was way better than the way it is now...
I absolutely agree!
Unfortunately though we now have to pander to the yoghurt knitters who know better.
 
Well I guess we know why the Conservatives are in such a mess. They've all been on drugs. Gove has been on the coke, Stewart's been on the opium and Hunt and Raab have been on the wacky backy - and I don't even have to put allegedly as they've all admitted it and apologised.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-48564722

Just need TM and BJ to come out and admit they've spent most of the last 3 years shooting up in back alleys around Downing Street and everything will make sense.
 
Well I guess we know why the Conservatives are in such a mess. They've all been on drugs. Gove has been on the coke, Stewart's been on the opium and Hunt and Raab have been on the wacky backy - and I don't even have to put allegedly as they've all admitted it and apologised.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-48564722

Just need TM and BJ to come out and admit they've spent most of the last 3 years shooting up in back alleys around Downing Street and everything will make sense.

Looking forward to tales of how Leadsom was off her tits on E down the Hacienda in the late 80s.
 
Looking forward to tales of how Leadsom was off her tits on E down the Hacienda in the late 80s.

And at the risk of upsetting Paul by bringing Labour into this......tales of Corbyn and Abbott tripping off their tits on LSD during their 70's motorbike tour through East Germany.
 
And at the risk of upsetting Paul by bringing Labour into this......tales of Corbyn and Abbott tripping off their tits on LSD during their 70's motorbike tour through East Germany.
Didn’t realise Corbyn and Abbott were up for tory leader. Wouldn’t be a good thread about the next tory PM without a dig at Labour. ;)
 
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