The lad's Christmas joke...

[Hobbit]

Admittedly he's 25 now but... in front of his mum.

4 guys turn up on Xmasday for around of golf.

Golfer 1; this round has cost me a fortune. I had to buy her the latest iphone and ipad before she would let me out.
Golfer 2; I had to raid Harrod's before she would let me out.
Golfer 3; its cost me a Porsche before I could get out the door.
Golfer 4; all I said to the wife was golf or sex.... her reply was, "don't forget your sweater."

I'm still shocked...

 

[Phil2511]

Admittedly he's 25 now but... in front of his mum.

4 guys turn up on Xmasday for around of golf.

Golfer 1; this round has cost me a fortune. I had to buy her the latest iphone and ipad before she would let me out.
Golfer 2; I had to raid Harrod's before she would let me out.
Golfer 3; its cost me a Porsche before I could get out the door.
Golfer 4; all I said to the wife was golf or sex.... her reply was, "don't forget your sweater."

I'm still shocked...

Was quite witty all the same. Did the wife laugh?

 

[Hobbit]

Was quite witty all the same. Did the wife laugh?

She loved it!

Doubly shocked... expains why I'm not allowed out very often...

 

[Phil2511]

Sure it is lol

 

[Akie]

Great work!

 

[thecraw]

There was a 4 ball out on the links at West Kilbride today as we did the family pre dinner walk along the beach. I was very jealous.