Admittedly he's 25 now but... in front of his mum.
4 guys turn up on Xmasday for around of golf.
Golfer 1; this round has cost me a fortune. I had to buy her the latest iphone and ipad before she would let me out.
Golfer 2; I had to raid Harrod's before she would let me out.
Golfer 3; its cost me a Porsche before I could get out the door.
Golfer 4; all I said to the wife was golf or sex.... her reply was, "don't forget your sweater."
I'm still shocked...