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Billysboots

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What's he done? Went out to get myself another drink and must've missed it.

Mrs BB has to get me drinks when the footy is on. If I had to get my own I’d miss every goal ever scored. It’s a standing joke in this house - I leave the room, someone scores, without fail.
 

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What's he done? Went out to get myself another drink and must've missed it.

Rolling on the floor, slapping the turf as if his lower jaw had been torn off.
He was barely caught in the cheek by a stray boot that had no force behind it as he and another guy were on the deck.
 
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