Star Wars Golf

[Swango1980]

If you are playing with a much younger person, who is outdriving you by about 100 yards and making you feel inadequate, you could try and spook him by suddenly telling him that you are his father.

Just be careful though, if it is a young teenager you are playing golf with, and you try to convince him that you are his dad for too long, you might get a visit from the police shortly after.

 

[Alan Clifford]

I always use the force to translate the distance I see to how hard I should hit the ball with the putter. Doesn't everyone do this?

 

[Swango1980]

I just got excited about using "don't cross the stream" when there is a lateral penalty area, then remembered that was Ghostbusters

 

[sunshine]

After sending another ball into the trees / water:

"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose"

 

[sunshine]

Based on the feedback on this forum about the bandits on the Trilby Tour: "you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

 

[Swango1980]

The following quote from Yoda works well for a lot of golfers:

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering"

 

[Asian Dawn]

Me on the tee taking on a 200-yard carry over water. "I can handle it" - Porkins - Red Six.

 

[Asian Dawn]

It is just to easy to make a Jar Jar Binks reference about being the most unpopular character in the Star Wars universe with someone from the LIV Tour thread .......

 

[HampshireHog]

I got one of these for Father’s Day a few years ago, might dig out out the R2D2 pitch mark repairer as well.

 

[PJ87]

When your playing partners turn up In matching jumpers