Star Wars Golf

[Slab]

Lighthearted Thread Alert

With May 4th falling on a Saturday this year its likely many of us will be playing golf on Star Wars day. Anyone planning to incorporate Star Wars into their game?

I’ll change my ball marker to a cast keyring of the Millennium Falcon (about the size of a poker chip)

And I’ll try to slip a couple of quotes into the round. I found some ideas online that I can easily imagine using following good/bad shots by me or others:

• Great kid. Don’t get cocky
• I’ve got a bad feeling about this
• Fear is the path to the dark side
• Laugh it up, fuzzball
• I find your lack of faith disturbing
• Do or do not, there is no try
• It’s a trap!

Regardless if you do/don't, if you're playing on Saturday... may the course be with you

 

[Imurg]

This is not the score you're looking for.....

 

[D-S]

Most golf related one I could find:-

“I am not a committee.” —Princess Leia, The Empire Strikes Back

 

[Bratty]

If you make a long putt and someone is surprised and says great putt, you can reply, "I used to bullseye womp rats".

 

[PJ87]

When you fail to get out of the bunker

 

[nickjdavis]

If you hit a bad shot you can do an imitation of Chewie and shout something like....

Wwwooorgghaahggooog!!

 

[Beezerk]

Nooooooooooooooo

 

[PJ87]

After hitting yet another tree and bouncing onto the middle of the fairway

 

[PJ87]

After you bet on Rory to win the next major and he finishes 10th

 

[sjw]

If you hit a bad shot you can do an imitation of Chewie and shout something like....

Wwwooorgghaahggooog!!

Or an R2-D2 scream

 

[Asian Dawn]

A couple of weeks ago, my foresomes partner pitched to two feet and then brought his putter with him on to the green.

 

[PJ87]

When you find your ball in the rough after searching for 2 mins

 

[sjw]

When your PP tries to dissuade you from going for that tiny gap in the branches

 

[sjw]

When your Srixon Divide is sitting in the fairway but you can't see it

 

[PJ87]

When you pipe one down the middle after your mate is playing soldier golf

 

[Slab]

When you pipe one down the middle after your mate is playing soldier golf


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Oh I like but this is better saved for when you pipe 5I off the tee and they took the big dog belting it left/right

'Not as clumsy or random as a driver'

 

[Asian Dawn]

When you phone England Golf to raise an issue about WHS ...

 

[Voyager EMH]

STAR WARS !!! NO !!!

Don't need it. I have plenty of quotes of my own.

 

[Slab]

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STAR WARS !!! NO !!!

Don't need it. I have plenty of quotes of my own.

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FYI
I reported this post, back in your box Doc

 

[Orikoru]

I dunno, but my accuracy is about the same level as a Stormtrooper's.