Snore?

[Basher]

Many people pretend they don't snore.

I know I snore, a dig in the ribs from the missus normally lets me know so.
I've woken myself up quite a few times when I start snoring. I find I always seem to be laying on my back. Fortunately the Missus lives with it (especially since she snores a bit too!)

A guy at work sometimes gets sent to the spare room by his missus due to his thunderous snoring, his missus can't put up with it.

Are you afflicted likewise?

 

[RGDave]

Are you afflicted likewise?

Yes. I also have sleep apnoea. Apparently I'm going to die prematurely as well.

Because I puff on the odd fag (not many, I add) and weigh about a stone too much, it's all self inflicted.....

Damn......

 

[KeefG]

I've woken myself up quite a few times when I start snoring.

I've never woke myself up snoring, I have however, and this I am more than proud to admit, woke myself up farting because it was that loud

I woke up mid-fart thinking the house was falling down around us or something, then realised what it was and went back to sleep with a "niiiiiiiiiice....you da man" thought flying around in my head

 

[KeefG]

Yes. I also have sleep apnoea.

I have that so the wife tells, and to this day I still have no idea what it is!! What is it?

 

[Gustavo]

I have sleep apnoea too !! And I snore like hell.

Sleep apnoea is when you're snoring/breathing heavily in your sleep, then you suddenly stop breathing for what seems like ages, then suddenly gasp for air and start breathing again. I'm oblivious to all this, but it scares the crap out of the missus. Sometimes she pokes me to make sure I'm still alive !

 

[The_Squire]

I have sleep apnoea too !! And I snore like hell.

My Mrs gets in a right state with me over it, I often end up sleeping on my own after a few digs in the ribs.

 

[Cernunnos]

Snore...? Well yes. Have I woken myself up? Not exactly, but when in a light sleep I've been aware of myself starting to snore in the armchair.

My missus snores as well, though she will never admit to it.

 

[CliveW]

A guy at work sometimes gets sent to the spare room by his missus due to his thunderous snoring, his missus can't put up with it.

Are you afflicted likewise?

No, my Mrs goes to the spare room.

 

[madandra]

I roomed with DCB for the Goswick meet and by God the man could snore. I had to pull the duvet out of his nostrils 3 times incase he choked. He did say prior to the match he 'may' snore but I aint never heard anything like it.

 

[Smiffy]

I'm a terrible snorer.
On a weekend golfing trip to France, I was roomed with a new guy in the group 'cos the other lads had all experienced my snoring first hand.
I was woken up at about 1.00am by the sound of the guy dragging his mattress into the bathroom, went back to sleep and when I went in there in the morning he was fast asleep with cotton wool poking out of both ears.
He wasn't very happy.
Sorry Neil

 

[Sneds]

I don't snore. I sleep talk a lot though.

 

[TipTopGolfer]

I hate people who snore i cant stand it!

 

[iwtuk]

I too am prone to the "occasional" (cough cough) bout of snoring; I now wear those nasal strips that were sported so fetchingly a few years back by Robbie Fowler! Not 100% effective (so HID informs me!) but a vast improvement on what occurs without them!

 

[Parmo]

I am real bad and would compare myself to a singing Rhino. I live in fear of room sharing on golf trips and avoid at all costs and the thought of being in hospital in a ward scares the hell out of me, not because I am ill but my snoring!!

 

[vig]

I roomed with DCB for the Goswick meet and by God the man could snore. I had to pull the duvet out of his nostrils 3 times incase he choked. He did say prior to the match he 'may' snore but I aint never heard anything like it.

I've now got a picture of DCB with just the corners of the duvet protruding from his nostrils LOL.

If that's whta sleep apnoea is then I guess I have it.

I had a major conk op two years ago, thrice broken and since have been better but after a couple of bottles of red, I can snore for England. Never woken myself up through this though as I am generally too blethered to hear owt.

I did wake myself up on a sun lounger once, much to the amusement of the rest of the hotel. I gave them all the "glare" and no one spoke to me for the rest of the week.

HID snores more than me. I gotta admit I have been tempted to put the pillow over her head on ocassions but don't trust myself.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I use to be really bad when I was on the sauce and most nights after a session I'd snore really badly. I still snore but its actually HID that makes all the racket now and I normally end up in the spare room at least twice a week to try and get some peace.

 

[Imurg]

A thermo-Nuclear War wouldn't wake HID. So I don't know if I snore and I don't care!!!

 

[TonyN]

Dont think I do, never been told I have, but my best pal on holiday snored so loud I wrapped the pillow around his head, worst thing is, he is the deepest sleeper ever so it made no difference.

My girlfriend sleep giggles. It scares the bejuses out of me because its a wicked cackle, then she will say really random stuff clear as day that makes me chuckle. I try to remember to tell her the next day but never can.

 

[daftscotsman]

Lets just say if there is ever a World Snoring Comp, I would be there, after 3 or 4 pints I would win.. I stayed in a 36 bed dorm in Oz once and woke the whole room and made more than 3 girls cry with my snoring...

 

[Parmo]

Lets just say if there is ever a World Snoring Comp, I would be there, after 3 or 4 pints I would win.. I stayed in a 36 bed dorm in Oz once and woke the whole room and made more than 3 girls cry with my snoring...

lol thats some going..