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Sexist Jokes and Comments

SwingsitlikeHogan said:
So we know what's in the news these days relating to this whole area. So what is your tolerance to those who make such comments; tell such jokes; show such videos...

And let's not pretend that golfers are such gentlemen that we've not been confronted by them. Lads on golf tour...?
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Q- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes
A- You don't have to say anything, she's been told twice already

Q- Why aren't there any women on the moon
A- It doesn't need cleaning

I have some others, but they are quite sexist
 
Mrs Wiggles said:
Q- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes
A- You don't have to say anything, she's been told twice already

Q- Why aren't there any women on the moon
A- It doesn't need cleaning

I have some others, but they are quite sexist
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To be honest when I read that kind of stuff its not that I want to get offended on behalf of women, but just feel sorry for the person telling them. As it must be a really confusing world out there for them at the moment.
 
Mrs Wiggles said:
Q- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes
A- You don't have to say anything, she's been told twice already

Q- Why aren't there any women on the moon
A- It doesn't need cleaning

I have some others, but they are quite sexist
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I think for my generation the second one would still get a chuckle tbh. Me and my mates all had dad's that worked and mums styed home. So its an observational joke that could be argued in the past was relevant.

The first one is simply wrong. If you find domestic violence amusing, i'd presume you've never seen it first hand or the consequences of it either.
 
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I heard the other day that the stunning blonde in our office wanted to give me one. Unfortunately, it was out of ten.
 
Papas1982 said:
I think for my generation the second one would still get a chuckle tbh. Me and my mates all had dad's that worked and mums styed home. So its an observational joke that could be argued in the past was relevant.

The second one is simply wrong. If you find domestic violence amusing, i'd presume you've never seen it first hand or the consequences of it either.
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Agreed. Although you mean the first one is wrong. Just nothing remotely funny about it - I felt shocked when I read it and I don't shock easily.
 
Mrs Wiggles said:
Q- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes
A- You don't have to say anything, she's been told twice already

Q- Why aren't there any women on the moon
A- It doesn't need cleaning

I have some others, but they are quite sexist
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You do appear to be on some sort of crusade to appear edgy and rebellious. Why? It's a golf forum, full of people you don't know. Why is it important for you to provoke a response? Genuine question. You appear to be a bit needy...
 
Yep that first joke is wrong. Because it’s been told all wrong! So clumsy.

“Why did the woman have two black eyes? She had to be told twice.”

That’s the snappier version.

When it comes to comedy I don’t think anything is off limits. But you need to know your audience.
 
Kellfire said:
Yep that first joke is wrong. Because it’s been told all wrong! So clumsy.

“Why did the woman have two black eyes? She had to be told twice.”

That’s the snappier version.

When it comes to comedy I don’t think anything is off limits. But you need to know your audience.
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Yours would appear to be the 1970's...

😉
 
Kellfire said:
Yep that first joke is wrong. Because it’s been told all wrong! So clumsy.

“Why did the woman have two black eyes? She had to be told twice.”

That’s the snappier version.

When it comes to comedy I don’t think anything is off limits. But you need to know your audience.
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Thanks for clearing that up. Now it's really funny and not at all offensive :rolleyes:
 
Mrs Wiggles said:
Q- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes
A- You don't have to say anything, she's been told twice already

Q- Why aren't there any women on the moon
A- It doesn't need cleaning

I have some others, but they are quite sexist
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Are the others actually funny and not in extremely poor taste

Not sure what’s funny about violence towards a lady and the second just not funny
 
drive4show said:
Possibly someone who used to be on the forum before and was banned and is now back trying to stir it up again?
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That was my initial thought, but the posting style is very different from some of the previous incarnations. I just think that he didn't get enough hugs from mummy when he was a child. I mean, just how needy do you have to be to need affirmation from a bunch of strangers? 🤷‍♂️
 
bluewolf said:
That was my initial thought, but the posting style is very different from some of the previous incarnations. I just think that he didn't get enough hugs from mummy when he was a child. I mean, just how needy do you have to be to need affirmation from a bunch of strangers? 🤷‍♂️
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You do realise that the concept of likes, that prey on a human need to want to be popular, is the driver behind most social media platforms. ;)
 
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