Scouser v Bluewolf

[Karl102]

Rubbish, its an easy start

Haha! Well, a straight drive, iron to the front I the green and chip in.... Wonder how much Scouser will give you for that now pal

 

[Karl102]

Well tomorrow, my little one goes off into the big bad world.

He's got his first away matchplay, and fingers crossed for him. I know you have to cut the apron strings some time, but it's a harsh world out there. Cheats, blaggers, bluffers and good players are out there, and I don't think he's prepared just yet. I've tried my hardest to toughen him up in this last year, but he's still naive, and oh so innocent.


I've made him his packed lunch, his favourite treats, and a big bottle of laudanum (sorry, lemonade). I've ironed his frilly polo, pleated leather shorts and basketball socks and I hope he'll fit in ok, as he's not a good mixer, if I'm honest. I'll make his favourite meal for when he comes home - humble pie, just in case he has a bad day. I'll give him his new present before he goes, a thunderslammer driver, oh yes and a silver bullet as well.


I just hope he enjoys it, and doesn't make a show of himself, but you've got to give them their freedom some time.


Fly, fly little birdie.


Fly,fly.:smirk:

I will try and look after him! I promise ! That is, if I'm not too busy crying with laughter....

 

[Liverbirdie]

Well good luck to both "gladiators" tomorrow.

I'm sure it will be played in the corinthian spirit, and I hope both shake each other's hand, commiserate,have a pint........

then rip the back out of the other for centuries to come.:thup:

Keep Birchy and me updated karl/Lou.

 

[garyinderry]

good luck tomoro lawds!

im off to galgorm castle myself. hope the weather is kind.


ill check back here tomoro night for the full write up! enjoy!

 

[Birchy]

Well good luck to both "gladiators" tomorrow.

I'm sure it will be played in the corinthian spirit, and I hope both shake each other's hand, commiserate,have a pint........

then rip the back out of the other for centuries to come.:thup:

Keep Birchy and me updated karl/Lou.

Here here to that.

Looking forward to the tale of the tape :thup:

 

[bluewolf]

Just got home after a full day session. Watching Miles Kane on the television box as we speak. Might be a little bit tender In the morning but I'm still gonna smash Scouser into the middle of next week. Looking forward to it now.

 

[Scouser]

Danny will look nice in leather shorts....


Right off to walk down the first and get some yardages

 

[bluewolf]

Danny will look nice in leather shorts....


Right off to walk down the first and get some yardages

See you in a couple of hours matey. Just don't cry when I hand you the biggest whuppin of your life.

 

[Scouser]

You not had much sleep then....


Hope this weather holds

 

[bluewolf]

You not had much sleep then....


Hope this weather holds

I never sleep more than 5 hours. Wish I could.
Looks glorious outside. No doubt it'll start raining in a bit though.

 

[Scouser]

Im scared
















Really scared
















I can't find my waterproofs... Hate getting wet

 

[bluewolf]

Im scared
















Really scared
















I can't find my waterproofs... Hate getting wet

Don't worry, I'll have you off the course before the rain comes.
What time are you getting there? Might aim for 11 and hit a few balls before lunch.

 

[Scouser]

Don't worry, I'll have you off the course before the rain comes.
What time are you getting there? Might aim for 11 and hit a few balls before lunch.

I can do that..... Need to practice the air shots

 

[bluewolf]

I can do that..... Need to practice the air shots

You want me to bring some extra hob nobs?

 

[Scouser]

You want me to bring some extra hob nobs?

I still have half a large pack of digestives....chilling in the fridge they melted yesterday.... Knew chocolate was a bad idea

 

[Birchy]

Whats all this friendly talk?? This is a battle to the death!

 

[Scouser]

Whats all this friendly talk?? This is a battle to the death!

Keep your friends closer and your enemies closer

 

[bluewolf]

Whats all this friendly talk?? This is a battle to the death!

I'm too hungover to battle to the death. More likely that it'll be a battle to the slightly miffed, followed by a sausage sandwich and a pint of Vimto....

 

[louise_a]

What time are you two planning on getting to Lymm?

 

[bluewolf]

What time are you two planning on getting to Lymm?

About 11. Gonna have a hit on the range before getting something to eat.....