Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
My daughter went into her local golfing superstore to buy a new set of clubs.
{Salesman..patronisingly} Excuse me ladies section is over there, those are men's clubs.
{Daughter} I know that, I play with men's clubs.
{Salesman} Those clubs you are looking at will probably not suit you as they are designed for low handicap men.
{Daughter formerly +1 now 4 handicap} Thanks for letting me know that.
{Salesman..patronisingly} Excuse me ladies section is over there, those are men's clubs.
{Daughter} I know that, I play with men's clubs.
{Salesman} Those clubs you are looking at will probably not suit you as they are designed for low handicap men.
{Daughter formerly +1 now 4 handicap} Thanks for letting me know that.