rosecott
Money List Winner
Someone that will enjoy the dulcet tones of me snoring my fat head off, or at least not smother me during the night with my pillow (this may also apply to the rooms next to me).
Also someone who is small enough to sleep in the bath as this seems a popular spot for previous room mates.
They need to be able to make a nice coffee in the morning, newspaper is optional and bring some decent aftershave and toiletries.
Surely not to much to ask?
If it is then anyone will do for me, and apologies in advance
If you are a Whippersnapper I'll take you on as a Master Snorer with many, many years of experience. If we can find some way of deciding which of us is the most powerful snorer, perhaps that result could be used as a decider if the match is tied.