Relief on the Course

[Slab]

So do you find you need to pee during a round?

If so do you wait to use the correct facilities or is it al fresco, do you even have a favoured spot!
Glove on or off?
Best place for FC’s to stand?





God I’m missing golf, 2 days to go...

 

[ManinBlack]

"Correct facilities", what correct facilities? We have walls & bushes, what else do men need? We have a ladies' at the 9th, I don't think I'd manage if I was a lady, sometimes have to go twice. Once, on an away course, I was caught by a group of ladies I hadn't noticed - embarrassing. Later I needed to go again, thought " I'm OK, here, only the greenkeepers over there " Subsequently walked past them to see the only lady greenkeeper I've ever come across!

 

[Scotty_Tom]

Subsequently walked past them to see the only lady greenkeeper I've ever come across!

steady now, this is a family forum.

 

[rosecott]

I've always wondered why we men almost always have to do it by or up against a tree.

 

[garyinderry]

" Later I needed to go again, thought " I'm OK, here, only the greenkeepers over there " Subsequently walked past them to see the only lady greenkeeper I've ever come across!

was it still hangin' loose as you walked back? :rofl:

 

[Rooter]

I have the smallest bladder in the western world and drink tons of fluids, i will P anywhere, i don't even need a tree or a wall, just away from the beaten track so no one has to walk in my wee!

 

[Deleted member 15344]

I use the hole on the green - that's ok yes ?

 

[SocketRocket]

Never eat blackberries below waist high on a golf course!

 

[SocketRocket]

I've always wondered why we men almost always have to do it by or up against a tree.

If it's OK for Dogs!

 

[NorfolkShaun]

One club I went to have fence panels put up for some privacy my god did it stink in there so went outside.

I too normally need to go once or twice a round, anywhere off the beaten track for me will do

 

[Airlie_Andy]

Despite drinking plenty of fluids I very rarely need to pee during a round. Not sure if that makes me weird or not.

 

[john0]

I don't play Ping so can manage to go a full 18 holes without needing the toilet

 

[Rooter]

I don't play Ping so can manage to go a full 18 holes without needing the toilet

I have one ping club and am 35 years old, i cant make it to the 9th!

 

[Twire]

I've not yet got to the stage where I have to pee every half hour and I manage to hold off until I get in the clubhouse.

I played at Tiverton a couple of weeks ago in a mixed match. Can't remember which hole it was but the couple we were playing with were telling us about this area of shrubbery etc that had to be cut down. The members were using it relieve themselves and it was such a popular spot that it used to stink and thats why they cut it down.

 

[patricks148]

Im not too bad, but one of my mates is like a dog, he has to cock his leg at almost every gorse bush he passes

 

[BoadieBroadus]

usually my sports direct mug of coffee requires an exit just after the 4th so i have a secluded spot by the 5th tee that i regularly frequent.

a pp was caught short for a solid deposit. he still laments the loss of a monogrammed handkerchief.

wife told me that she'd divorce me if she ever heard of me "dropping off the kids" on the golf course.

 

[londonlewis]

I don't often have to pee during a round as I can retain water like a donkey, but if I do have to go I have no problem going on the course. Just find somewhere where it is difficult to see you (i.e. behind a tree).
I couldn't care less where my FC stands, unless they were touching me whilst I went.
If I needed a number 2, I would probably walk to the closest lavatory. I wouldn't want to have to wipe with leaves...

 

[Rooter]

a pp was caught short for a solid deposit. he still laments the loss of a monogrammed handkerchief.

I am now lamenting a mouthful of coffee being sprayed over my laptop!!

 

[HickoryShaft]

I can retain water like a donkey

I never realised that donkeys were famed for that! Did it have a hump on its back by any chance????

 

[londonlewis]

I never realised that donkeys were famed for that! Did it have a hump on its back by any chance????

semantics.