palindromicbob
Tour Winner
that checky gust of wind while taking relief behind gorse can cause all sorts of pain.
Relief on the Course
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that checky gust of wind while taking relief behind gorse can cause all sorts of pain.
If you dont have to empty the tank once in 4Hrs then you are not drinking enough.
Tashyboy
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Managed to get as far as the fifth tee before the goldfish bladder went. Best bit it's a par five 500 yd double dogleg and I parred it. Woohoo. Can't see it being part of my regular routine though.
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Liverbirdie
Ryder Cup Winner
There is a small mound on the Curragh golf club, that is forever England.........might have been the 12th.
williamalex1
Money List Winner
Was that on the number 2 course. :rofl:
Captainron
Big Hitting, South African Sweary Person
Rule 4 of being a man - the world is your toilet.
Luckily my course is blessed with thousands of trees. Don't eat the blackberries that you don't have to stretch to reach though....
Luckily my course is blessed with thousands of trees. Don't eat the blackberries that you don't have to stretch to reach though....
Liverbirdie
Ryder Cup Winner
It's a nice course to pootle around, IMO(dium).
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
If you have to stretch to reach, they are well out of range for me!
6inchcup
Journeyman Pro
that has happened to me,played in a mixed 4 ball comp with one of our lady members at another club in a comp,after a few holes the lady (used in jest) decided she needed the loo,she pulled out the toilet roll and wet wipes from her bag and dissapeard into the bushes,the sound of her farts could be heard on the next tee,after what seemed an age she reappeared and said" i needed that, terrible playing with the *****!" .
super hans
Assistant Pro
I always do a PRJ (pre-round jobby) before i go out to play a round, however, I carry a roll of toilet roll in my bag just in case there's extra time & penalties
williamalex1
Money List Winner
Another No 2 course .
Green Bay Hacker
Journeyman Pro
At a club I joined for a couple of years a member was thrown out for leaving Malteaser like deposits across the green - for the second time.
OldMate
Head Pro
This is a great thread - thanks for all of the laughs! A long time ago a pennant player and provincial representative was reprimanded by a club I was a member of for taking a leak during a round. I can't remember the details but recall that it wasn't anything out of the ordinary i.e. he was in or around the bushes rather than standing in the middle of a green! The rumour was various committee members didn't like him and used it as an excuse to push him out. He ended up leaving the club over it. All fairly pathetic really given that there wouldn't have been too many members who could put their hand up and say they didn't do the same on a regular basis.
