Relief on the Course

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So do you find you need to pee during a round?

If so do you wait to use the correct facilities or is it al fresco, do you even have a favoured spot!
Glove on or off?
Best place for FC’s to stand?





God I’m missing golf, 2 days to go...
 
"Correct facilities", what correct facilities? We have walls & bushes, what else do men need? We have a ladies' at the 9th, I don't think I'd manage if I was a lady, sometimes have to go twice. Once, on an away course, I was caught by a group of ladies I hadn't noticed - embarrassing. Later I needed to go again, thought " I'm OK, here, only the greenkeepers over there " Subsequently walked past them to see the only lady greenkeeper I've ever come across!
 
I have the smallest bladder in the western world and drink tons of fluids, i will P anywhere, i don't even need a tree or a wall, just away from the beaten track so no one has to walk in my wee!
 
One club I went to have fence panels put up for some privacy my god did it stink in there so went outside.

I too normally need to go once or twice a round, anywhere off the beaten track for me will do
 
Despite drinking plenty of fluids I very rarely need to pee during a round. Not sure if that makes me weird or not.
 
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I've not yet got to the stage where I have to pee every half hour and I manage to hold off until I get in the clubhouse.

I played at Tiverton a couple of weeks ago in a mixed match. Can't remember which hole it was but the couple we were playing with were telling us about this area of shrubbery etc that had to be cut down. The members were using it relieve themselves and it was such a popular spot that it used to stink and thats why they cut it down.
 
usually my sports direct mug of coffee requires an exit just after the 4th so i have a secluded spot by the 5th tee that i regularly frequent.

a pp was caught short for a solid deposit. he still laments the loss of a monogrammed handkerchief.

wife told me that she'd divorce me if she ever heard of me "dropping off the kids" on the golf course.
 
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I don't often have to pee during a round as I can retain water like a donkey, but if I do have to go I have no problem going on the course. Just find somewhere where it is difficult to see you (i.e. behind a tree).
I couldn't care less where my FC stands, unless they were touching me whilst I went.
If I needed a number 2, I would probably walk to the closest lavatory. I wouldn't want to have to wipe with leaves...
 
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