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Old Farts v Whippersnappers 25/26 June 2017 Forest Pines

Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

Far younger than I look Smiffy. A youthful 71.

Btw, is my carer and wheelchair pusher allowed to line up my putts for me?

And please don't pair me up with ChrisD. His carer and mine don't see eye to eye - they are completely different heights. :p
 
Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

snell said:
Looking at some of these ages I'm expecting the grim reaper to be waiting in the first cut :p
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This event is sponsored by st johns ambulance and the co-operative funeral plan:D
 
Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

Its the only event on the golfing calendar where defibrillators are present at every tee box and beside every green, along with an endless supply of Werther's.
 
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Khamelion said:
Its the only event on the golfing calendar where defibrillators are present at every tee box and beside every green, along with an endless supply of Werther's.
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You can spot steam bellowing out from the trees also as incontinent pants are being emptied :eek:
 
Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

Who's Captain of the children this time?
 
Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

The only guaranteed whippersnapper so far is young snell
Can't see 27 not being in

Capt snell....??
 
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snell said:
Not sure I'm ready for that yet....I could cut my teeth for a year as VC ala Furyk :)
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We might pair you with our Vice Captain - Rolf Harris!

(Apologies if anyones been affected by this comment)
 
Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

Glad people have missed me being 31.

On the captains front, I assumed that Kraxx would be captain for the winning whippersnappers team again
 
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ruff-driver said:
This event is sponsored by st johns ambulance and the co-operative funeral plan:D
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Strangely enough, last years seniors betterball open comp at Rhos GC was sponsored by a firm of undertakers who also gave everyone a sleeve of Velocities with their name stamped on the balls.
 
Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

Green Bay Hacker said:
Strangely enough, last years seniors betterball open comp at Rhos GC was sponsored by a firm of undertakers who also gave everyone a sleeve of Velocities with their name stamped on the balls.
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Even more worrying, our doctor's web home page has a sponsored advert from a local undertaker. I think it's their way of saying that by the time you eventually get to see a doctor, it will be too late.
 
Re: Next years old Farts v Whippersnappers deposit needed (yes already!!).......

Keep 'em coming lads!!
The way things are looking, I could possibly scrape into the Whippersnappers....
 
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