new pope

Liverbirdie said:
They already did that about 5 centuries ago, often refered to as "Pope Joan". Rumour has it that they have a special check, to make sure that the pope has got danglies, ever since.

It wouldn't surprise me if David Beckham applied for it.....
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Another Myth, but Hey why let a lie get in the way, I missed all the Urine the other day. Change the word Catholic to Black, Pakistani and see how far it goes ?
 
SO many jokes, SO many infractions I just couldn't even start!
Being an ex-cataholic I should be allowed to say them but I know someone will get offended.
 
sydney greenstreet said:
I see you miss the point.
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What's the point?

That religion/religious beliefs should be excluded from debate, questioning and the occasional lampooning?

Or should we be able to treat it like every other institution/public figure?

If the Catholic Church had spent less time lecturing the world why condoms are evil and more time assisting the investigations into child sex abuse across the world (rather than hiding the culprits within it's midst) then it might gain some respect.

I seriously doubt that will ever happen though.
 
forefortheday said:
What's the point?

That religion/religious beliefs should be excluded from debate, questioning and the occasional lampooning?

Or should we be able to treat it like every other institution/public figure?

If the Catholic Church had spent less time lecturing the world why condoms are evil and more time assisting the investigations into child sex abuse across the world (rather than hiding the culprits within it's midst) then it might gain some respect.

I seriously doubt that will ever happen though.
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Maybe you can explain why the previous thread got deleted on the subject ?
 
Rooter said:
Not bothered TBH. I stopped believing in god when i realised it was just dog spelled backwards.
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Realy ?
why do you hate dogs then? were you bitten or scared by one or something ?

DappaDonDave said:
I don't care who it is, they mean nothing to me and stand for most things I hate. Religion and elderliness

please keep it sensible
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So you choose to take time to post & comment on stuff that you dont care about & means nothing to you ..? too much spare time perhaps ?

mind you, you are totaly within your rights to do so .. so fire away ..

I can totaly understand anyone hateing a religion, totaly any persons right , , hating elderiness tho ? thats just the most natrual thing in the world & despite your race or religion &( just avoiding the obvious ) its one thing we all face equaly & without exception ..

Is it elderliness in general or getting old yourself you hate ? Theres a fair difference ..
 
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bladeplayer said:
Realy ?
why do you hate dogs then? were you bitten or scared by one or something ?
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Got bitten by one when i was 11 doing a paper round, little yappy thing that got launched by my left boot swiftly after. Also, if i wanted to have my leg dry (or wet) humped by something, i would like to be asked, i think its just polite..

Also, they smell a bit. Oh and dogs that look like their owners freak me out a bit. I am slightly jealous of their ability to lick their own balls, and i dont trust them, they look shifty most of the time...

I think i hate snakes more though, although i have never been bitten by one of them, they just freak me out a bit more than dogs. how can something with no legs move so fast?! its mental.
 
Rooter said:
Got bitten by one when i was 11 doing a paper round, little yappy thing that got launched by my left boot swiftly after. Also, if i wanted to have my leg dry (or wet) humped by something, i would like to be asked, i think its just polite..

Also, they smell a bit. Oh and dogs that look like their owners freak me out a bit. I am slightly jealous of their ability to lick their own balls, and i dont trust them, they look shifty most of the time...

I think i hate snakes more though, although i have never been bitten by one of them, they just freak me out a bit more than dogs. how can something with no legs move so fast?! its mental.
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:D :thup:...
 
Rooter said:
Got bitten by one when i was 11 doing a paper round, little yappy thing that got launched by my left boot swiftly after. Also, if i wanted to have my leg dry (or wet) humped by something, i would like to be asked, i think its just polite..

Also, they smell a bit. Oh and dogs that look like their owners freak me out a bit. I am slightly jealous of their ability to lick their own balls, and i dont trust them, they look shifty most of the time...

I think i hate snakes more though, although i have never been bitten by one of them, they just freak me out a bit more than dogs. how can something with no legs move so fast?! its mental.
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Interesting, we (the wife) has a dog - it does spend an inordinate amount of time licking his genitals or with his tongue up his hoop. He has never bitten me but I do find him irritating.

One of my snakes has bitten me a couple of times, entirely my fault and no, it hasn't made me hate them
 
I like the notion of Pope Scola - nearly as cool as Cardinal Sin. Mind you if Cardinal Sin had ever become Pope he'd have been Pope Sin (never knew he'd gone oot).
 
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