londonlewis
Tour Rookie
Tony Johnstone saying 'cucuya'.
Most Hated Commentary Phrase
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londonlewis
Tour Rookie
When you're in front of your own net...
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Any phrase that includes the words "...the dance floor"
ADB
Journeyman Pro
If you ever watch the PGA highlights, there is this guy that always says - " here's so and so working the 'number' hole' - how can you be working the hole, nonsense.
Also, the phrase 'is that any good' to a good shot....yes, we can all see its a good shot - sheesh
Also, the phrase 'is that any good' to a good shot....yes, we can all see its a good shot - sheesh
m9wst
Head Pro
Some 'classics' on here, made me chuckle.
I can't stand the Sky lot: Roe, Holmes, Lee, McGinley etc. Most of what they say is waffle.
"Atta boy - Phil/Ricky/Rory/DJ" - Butch.
And secondly, when talking about whoever happens to leading or doing well at any given moment and one commentator asks the other about his/her strengths the reply usually involves "a great short game/putter/ball striker" etc... I'm sat watching professional golfers, the elite among this sport, if they don't have those attributes there's a good chance I wouldn't be watching them shoot low 60's on TV so cheers for that.
I can't stand the Sky lot: Roe, Holmes, Lee, McGinley etc. Most of what they say is waffle.
"Atta boy - Phil/Ricky/Rory/DJ" - Butch.
And secondly, when talking about whoever happens to leading or doing well at any given moment and one commentator asks the other about his/her strengths the reply usually involves "a great short game/putter/ball striker" etc... I'm sat watching professional golfers, the elite among this sport, if they don't have those attributes there's a good chance I wouldn't be watching them shoot low 60's on TV so cheers for that.
Mike07
Head Pro
This..! Mark Roe I cannot stand especially when he refers to "BRAVE" shots being played..!
Seriously....???
Brave....?!?!? Golf...
Captainron
Big Hitting, South African Sweary Person
Kikuyu
It's a common grass in golf courses in Southern Africa. It's really thick and grabs your club really easily. Nasty stuff.
Three metal just boils my piss!
the smiling assassin
Challenge Tour Pro
Alan Green..I'm not sure he's ever had the concept of commentary properly explained to him.
Albanach
Head Pro
"Hole location"
Roops
Head Pro
Pretty much any tripe Roe spouts, including "He has so much imagination....." really ? there's a great big slope behind the flag, you can hit it up there and it will roll back. Imagination ? No, just common sense.......
Nickrat
Club Champion
To be honest I can cope with a lot of the bad commentary, however every time an american shouts "GET IN THE HOLE" I feel part of my soul dies.
Hosel Fade
Tour Rookie
We hear a lot of talk about fescue, for those of you not so well versed in ageonomy thats just long grass
Aye thats why we putt on fescue/bent mix greens on many links
Aye thats why we putt on fescue/bent mix greens on many links
m9wst
Head Pro
Two minutes after switching this evenings coverage on Paul Mcginley says "too much topspin"
Could play bingo with these clowns, definitely have a full house of crap sayings before the show finishes.
Could play bingo with these clowns, definitely have a full house of crap sayings before the show finishes.
Owen_Thomas_14
Journeyman Pro
What about the "speed slots" at Erin Hill 🙄
Hosel Fade
Tour Rookie
Someone needs to sort Darren Clarke's microphone out, the heavy breathing is unbearable
Green Bay Hacker
Journeyman Pro
He won't three putt from there!
MartynB
Assistant Pro
It's a ball strikers course...what does this actually mean?
Nashy
Head Pro
'And now we hand you over to Mark Roe'
mcbroon
Journeyman Pro
Turn it off, preferably
Green Bay Hacker
Journeyman Pro
'A 71 with an eight in it is arguably as good as that first round' (66). lol
