Laughter - the best medicine

[Sid Rixon IV]

I lost my job first day in B&Q.
My supervisor said "See that woman in the navy jacket? I think she needs decking".
So, eager to impress......

 

[venger]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Today is International Women’s Day.

Does anyone know when it finishes?

I’m bloody starving.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Today is International Women’s Day.

Does anyone know when it finishes?

I’m bloody starving.

And...... he's back

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[venger]

 

[Slime]

 

[Fade and Die]

 

[Imurg]

 

[Slime]

 

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[nickjdavis]

Geordie number plate competition...

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Our greens team working on improvements for next year.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

A hotel Reception Manager answered a call from a guest who said "This is room 75. My wife and I have had a blazing row and she's trying to throw herself out the window".
The Manager replied "I'm sorry sir, that's a domestic matter, not a hotel matter".
The man replied "No, it's a maintenance matter, the bloody window's stuck!"

 

[nickjdavis]

If Spurs was a horse running at Cheltenham...

 

[Slime]