Not a joke but...
I read this week that Kier Starmer has declared he wishes to buy a pair of cufflinks gifted to him by The Orange Man after they met.
Along with the cufflinks the gift "package" comprised a golf club (I'm assuming a small "c"?) and, wait for it....... a personalised neck chain for Keir and for Mrs Starmer ... a pair of cowboy boots!!
Class, Donny Boy!
(I'd be wondering who else he asked to wear the boots )