Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Local Xmas Fare yesterday.
Bought £5 of tombola tickets and won 4 prizes
One was a bottle of Bucks Fizz.
When we got home I said to Lady Doon that we had better check the sell by as it looks like it has a bit of history..... it was use by 2010.
I shook it up and it looked like a snow globe with all sorts of green stuff floating about.
Later I got a call to collect the raffle main prize.......bottle of 12 year old Glenfinnan and an expensive box of smelly candles and stuff

 

[jim8flog]

Local Xmas Fare yesterday.
Bought £5 of tombola tickets and won 4 prizes
One was a bottle of Bucks Fizz.
When we got home I said to Lady Doon that we had better check the sell by as it looks like it has a bit of history..... it was use by 2010.
I shook it up and it looked like a snow globe with all sorts of green stuff floating about.
Later I got a call to collect the raffle main prize.......bottle of 12 year old Glenfinnan and an expensive box of smelly candles and stuff

Looks like someone had trouble making their mind up on whether or not to drink it.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Looks like someone had trouble making their mind up on whether or not to drink it.

A few years ago Ayr Con Club made a bottle of Lambrinni an Hon Member as it had attended more monthly meetings than most of the members [donated to the monthly raffle]

 

[jim8flog]

A few years ago Ayr Con Club made a bottle of Lambrinni an Hon Member as it had attended more monthly meetings than most of the members [donated to the monthly raffle]

I once donated a BN with tags lemon yellow Glenmuir windproof top to the seniors raffle it was 5 years before someone actually took it home.

 

[Slime]

Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: “How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "No, the sheep's a bloody liar!!”

 

[CliveW]

Local Xmas Fare yesterday.
Bought £5 of tombola tickets and won 4 prizes
One was a bottle of Bucks Fizz.
When we got home I said to Lady Doon that we had better check the sell by as it looks like it has a bit of history..... it was use by 2010.
I shook it up and it looked like a snow globe with all sorts of green stuff floating about.
Later I got a call to collect the raffle main prize.......bottle of 12 year old Glenfinnan and an expensive box of smelly candles and stuff

Funny how Bucks Fizz doesn't age as well as Glenfinnan!

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

[Slime]

"Doctor, doctor every time I cross into a new country I feel the urge to have a drink, what is wrong with me?"


"You're just a borderline alcoholic!"

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

Does anybody know how long it takes to cook those boil in a bag fish?



They didn't give instructions at the funfair.

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

A round of applause for Slime for the amount of effort he puts into this thread!

 

[Slime]

Just trying to raise a smile or two in this otherwise quite depressing world.

Oh, and no offence is ever intended.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Just trying to raise a smile or two in this otherwise quite depressing world.

Oh, and no offence is ever intended.

1 And you do.
2 And you don't

 

[venger]

 

[Slime]

 

[rulie]

 

[rulie]